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I call bullshit You are the Barney Stinson of merb

That is funny

Yes i know I could also -change my own tires -shovel my own entrance -jerk myself off Some things are better left to professionals

Getting quotes for 40$/hour cash Insane amounts for cleaning ladies I am gonna have to cut down on hobbying to have a clean house

Is this just another “help! I’ve fallen in love with an SP story” Seems like it

Maybe seeing SP is just not for you

Her body Her rules This debate should not exist

she was so good that 15 years later you still believe her

I can’t just name 1 Every time I see an sp my performance is at it’s peak I barely have time to whip it out. She’s already moaning. From the time my dick touches her lips. She already starting orgasm 1. Every single sp every single time. It’s like I am in my own porno. …oh wait. That was...

excellent comparison Thank you @Rebaynia

Johnny Sins He always bringing back hot ladies We would have a bromance

You always measure from pelvis to tip Measuring from the balls is cheating

100% agree And also. They have the same photographer. Not to say the girls are not pretty. But too much photoshop ( and I don’t mean to just hide tattoos)

Depending on the light. Mr Bean and I could be twins

so you been bangin’ hot 20-30 year olds And now you want to seek out a female companion Unless you loaded. Which by your hidden comments on rates under pretense of an age discussion thread probably means you are not. So…good luck breaking the habit

I’ve been told I look like James Bond

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/how-much-do-you-spend-on-hobby-every-year.206243/post-1379897 https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/whatd-you-spend-on-the-hobby-this-year.136238/post-928918 Thread 'How many ladies do you see in a month and how much do you spend a month on your hobby'...

Neck tattoos are a HUGE turnoff Basically. Any tattoo above the neckline is cringe Anything else is fine What I despise is tattoos that are very random. Bunch of little things that over the years the girl found nice but does link together or tell a story

Omg. I just zoomed in One of the pictures is me!!! How did you deal with it asspanker. Give me some advice in case I am the chosen one

Oh those wascally members. Always asking too much of you Yes you should. For your fans! That is how you stay 1%! Or. You could ask afterwards. During cuddle time. Tell her it’s not for you, since you are a gent. But to ensure a positive experience with the service provider That is the true...