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Flemme. J'ai pas envie de justifier quoi que ce soit alors que la concernée ne me lira pas de toute façon. Haha! C'est un peu "preaching to the choir" d'avoir cette discussion ici, je suis certaine que personne ne sera d'accord avec l'article.

Tired of people who text, ghost when they hear the rates, but then text again months or even years later, often more than once. Like they forgot they couldn't afford the service... Now when these types say "Hey, how much" I answer with "Too much for you, have a nice day" lol

Symptoms are irrelevant to your question because you can be asymptomatic. The only time you'd typically wait for symptoms to test is for genital herpes. I don't know where you get tested but urethra swab is not necessary. At prelib and most places I've been to they do blood samples...

It's definitely a thing! I've had clients request that I text them for a booking when I am on my period. The good thing for men with this fetish is that many women are extremely horny during that time of the month, haha.

Personally I wouldn't mind a client telling me what music to put! I try to always have some music playing when meeting in an incall setting and it's nice to know what the client likes listening to.

You can, but that doesn't mean the question isn't rude and/or in bad taste. The wording was a little fucked up too. We may be sex workers but our job is about far more than just "having penises inside us". It's a weird question that serves no purpose. I don't build an image for the person in...

Last time I had outdoors sex was in a client's back yard, I love the idea that his neighbors could have caught us! Going on a tangent : towards the end of that same appointment he decided to watch TV (there was like an hour left), so I sat next to him and was caressing his arm. He sternly told...

J'ai utilisé du tiger balm. Feeling better this morning!

You can ask her how to best please her, or some general pointers, but women are not a monolith and nobody can tell you how to please women. The best way to please a woman is is ask what she likes :)

I set an alarm for 7:30 today and woke up at 7 because of a torticolli... fml

Bitching : annoyed that we no longer have a random thoughts thread

Yes and it was the same guy in both cases. I didn't want to see him because his posts made me think I'm not really his type, but I also really want to meet him because his personality is attractive. Lol it's a weird dilemma

It could also be because the kisses you give your provider are mostly sexually charged, but you kiss your wife because you love her

I don't know about most places but I know that the USA for example routinely bans my colleagues from entering the country, even for reasons unrelated to work. If the US knows you're an escort (which they do know if you post your face online), you have very high chances of being denied entry

I'm blushing now guys ❤️

I was born in the late 90s... Lol!! So before merb! I think merb opened in the early 2000s. In any case, I'll take it. I'm still young enough that I don't necessarily feel flattered when people think I'm younger, but I'll take it positively for today lol (Also if you remember me advertising...

I attract men who enjoy blowjobs

I feel like the norm should be to transfer the little trash can content into a bigger, hidden trash can (under the kitchen sink for example) OR if that's not an option then at least add a layer of paper towels or something to hide what's in the trash can