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Peekaboo I hope your night is off to a good start.

What he means in damaged is likely the ones that had more than a normal share of those “normal” traumatic experiences. also, you’re coming off a bit abrasive. I would tread carefully.

As the damaged girl, I get asked this a lot. I’m going to have to marinate on it and come back with an answer because whatever explanation I have I can’t quite formulate right now.

What’s the best part about having a hooker die on you? the second hour is free.

Happy to fill in

GoOoOooOD mOooOoRnIn’ Vietnam! (Fun fact: Robin Williams - *way* up there in my favorite actor list)

I left him alive and well

Just nudging this active because I want to know too.

Wanna play Barbie? You be Ken and I’ll be the box you come in.

I’m no weather woman but I’m expecting a few inches tonight.

personally, just the fact that you told me will make me take you more seriously the next time actually. No bridge burning here.

move flipped flopped between having my prices or my ad or not forever (now they’re on my site cause standard lol) but hesitations was that there’s more times than I can count where it’s after talking to me that one was convinced my pricing is fair.

Hahahahahah i love it. But wait, how do you guys know he’s supposed to see me ? Edit : scrolled up and found lol

and the worst is that I wasn’t even adamant about the dang deposit… and he got his panties in a wad at my first alternative suggestion. Like sheesh, be happy I even have that many options to replace deposits homie .. wtf

aw thanks, too sweet. You know where to find me when you’re ready

no one said every guy is like that. This is the thread “How to be a bad client” and he was one. Furthermore, usually when we say “but isn’t it (x) the same as … (y)?”, it’s because x is being considered wrong while y is considered ok - which isn’t the case here. So what you’re saying is it...

I think it should be a whole event which I’d love to help organize if it ever happened ☺️

oohhh i have another. Happened to me last week. #9. Meet the provider in the lobby and say: “sooooo, let’s talk about this rate. How about we bring it down waayyyy closer to market rate.” After having initially agreed to her full rate when booking of course.

You should see the messages I got this morning ….

So I have a *really* big bath in my new house and naturally, content had to be made in it, right? The only thing is …. I hate taking baths. Moi, mariner dans ma crasse, c’est pas vraiment dans mon palmarès d’activités favorites metton. En plus, between me and you, j’étais en tbnk cette...