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There's a mushroom festival happening in Montreal next week and they are calling it the MMF, and I keep giggling like a child when I see an advertisement for it.

Instead of focusing on my client's good time, I focus on my own good time. Not that I'm entirely selfish (and it's always a give and take situation), but don't expect a bj to last much longer than 90 seconds if there's no envelope. :p If I'm lost in the heat of the moment, does it really...

Alicia Silverstone. Aka generic (but cute) white girl with a receding upper lip and hooded eyes.

So the concern from a client's perspective is blackmail and other forms of being threatened, but this risk is minimized by "sticking to well established and reviewed indies and agencies." My concerns are about being robbed and/or brutalized and/or murdered, and I can minimize that risk by...

How does a text app provide you with safety? (genuinely asking, not trying to be an ass - despite my current profile pic being my actual ass)

Why do you use texting apps? Your answer is my answer.

You can still talk to them! Let us know how that works out for you.

My thought process was that I like tattoos, and when I have extra cash lying around I invest in art on my flesh.

Yeah I know that my incall has a medical grade deep freeze for that precise reason :rolleyes:

Yeah, that ^^ Or maybe you could pull a Drake and add some hotsauce to it before putting it in the trash?

There are people who organize these types of events, it's generally somewhere around 200$ per guy, some of that money goes home with the organizer and some of it with the girl

The vagina doesn't seal itself up during menstruation, so the mechanics are the same but maybe your question is more about having sex during menstruation in a way that would make a partner not even notice?

I'd like to take a moment for the providers of anal sex. Monster Cock plus asshole requires a serious consideration.

Been considering this question for way too long. My clients look very different than the people hitting on me at clubs/gas stations and my FWBs. The only real crossover is that an alarming number of them are in IT.

Honestly, I don't think I'm a good match for anyone who posts even semi regularly here (I'm fat, weird, and old ;)). I''m here to learn and pass the time, with the added bonus of perving out on pictures of pretty ladies.

A guy tried to pick me up while I was pumping gas. He said he owned a carpet store nearby. How's that for random?

I've participated both personally and professionally. It's great fun ;)

only if you're wanting to share makeup

Patti... oh my heart