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    MERBites and the Law

    This is what a crown prosecutor told me: A girl working totally alone, and keeping every penny of the encounter, can legally meet you for paid sex at your premises. There is a caveat. Its not legal if any third party helps in any way to set up the meeting. This includes even something so...
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    bob crane??

    Bob Crane wrote he was leaving Mtl.
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    Aleeva's rates raised?

    Raising rates is not inconsistent with having less business. I've seen it happen in more than one professional service enterprise. The stated logic is that you have a core of steady clients not sensitive to price pressure. Increasing rates to them hopefully more than offsets any incidental...
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    More Little Billy

    Some time ago some Little Billy jokes were posted (here, somewhere else ?!?). Anyway here are some more: LITTLE BILLY ON MATH Little Billy returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. His father asks, "Why?" "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'," replies Little...
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    Viagra in Canada?

    Viagra, Cialis, Levitra all may take several doses before they become effective. Levitra does not work by increasing the flow of blood to the gentiles from what I understand. In increases your desire in the head. So it may be useful for people for whom V&C are less effective.
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    Poor Performance with sp inspires weight loss

    Just to expand on what EGB has posted: The BMI is the ratio of fat in your body weight. An accurate calculation takes specialized equipment. Some weight scales send an electric field through your body and calculate the BMI to a workable degree of accuracy. Charts such as that in the link are...
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    Viagra in Canada?

    http://www.rx-mex.com/ is a Mexican (?) site that will ship to the USA and Canada generic versions of Viagra, etc. I believe the pills come from India, which I personally think is a decent place medically.
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    Joke Thread

    Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to...
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    Government Advisory Council Recommends Decriminalization

    I'm not a lawyer but in our context decriminalization and legalization are different things. I believe decriminalization means its still illegal but you can't get a criminal record for doing it. I guess the penalties are fisical. Since its still illegal, it would be inconsistent to establish...
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    Poor Performance with sp inspires weight loss

    I'm a stress eater and, when the stress runs away with me, I can ever so slowly gain 20+ lbs. I'm also successful at quickly losing the weight when I decide to. (Yes, I know this yo-yo'ing is very bad for me.) Some things I consistently do, none of which are novel: - I measure myself the...
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    Implications of lower prices. (MP and SP)

    I have had very monetarily attractive offers made me recently by two "known" HDHs. I don't think their phones are ringing off the hook.
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    Do MPs and dancers want you to take them on trips?

    I'd say a half dozen SPs have indicated they'd like to go on vacation with me, most further hinting (or saying) I would not have to pay for their time. Some even indicated where they'd prefer to go. I've always assumed SPs were happy to have a free vacation during the winter months especially...
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    Buffets

    Dr. Torpedo, The Montreal Casino could also have the worst odds of any of the casinos you've mentioned.
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    Oliver???

    Oliver posted a while ago that he's finished his divinity studies and plans to open a ministry in a building on Ontario St. between St. Hubert and Papineau. He seems to already know many of his potential flock. All kidding aside, he posted somewhere that things change so quickly that he...
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    WINNERS in the MP, SP, and SW trades.

    I have heard so many goals and dreams from strippers and SPs. So few of these were achieved, the girls just kept working and wasted (the right word) away. Yes, its possible for them to earn a fortune if they handle themselves wisely. However, how many 20 year olds are wise? How many save? I...
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    LDL vs HDH Spartacus and Ntice wade in

    Sigh. This has been endlessly discussed. I think what it comes down to is that out-of-towners tend toward HDHs because they need to reserve ahead of time, and they can less afford a bad experience. Locals have the opportunity to be with a variety of LDLs and separate the wheat from the...
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    Viagra.

    V and C ease blood flow to your genitals. I believe I've read that L works more on your mind, increasing your libido, so it may be more useful to people who lack the desire to get aroused. I got a headache the only time I used L, but I expect this would improve with more use. Viagra is...
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    funny connilingus aid

    There have been moments when something like this may have been handy: http://www.pussysnorkel.com/ It might be more useful with an option for draining the buildup. In a more serious vein, for the woman's perspective: http://www.purecunnilingus.com/
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    Downtown Wine Merchant?

    SL, I thought you could only bring BACK liquor to your country when returning from travel. Please confirm if I'm wrong as I can make use of the information.
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    Best lies you've been told by an SP

    Re: Re: Best lies you've been told by an SP JB, I've heard this joke as: "Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships"