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"DAD!!!! GET OFF ME!!!" - Title of punk rock song by Betty Blowtorch, formerly known as the Butt Trumpettes (no relation to the Trump Buttette).

I'm pouring bleach into my eyes, trying to un-read what I just read....

I beg to differ sir, we have a very complete database of petty criminals, child molesters, rapists, robbers, crooks, liars, thieves and murderers. It's called the US House, the US Senate, the Office of the President, and all of the camp followers that live in Washington off of the taxpayer's...

Cloudsurf, agree 110%. After my heart attack, my doc put me on two blood pressure meds (suppress adrenaline) and no fun to be had even with the variety of Magic Pills. After my last checkup he said I was healthy enough to be taken off one of the two, and.... the pills work again! WHOOO-HOOO...

At about the same age your memory goes so you can't remember what you were upset about when you woke up.... :jaw::jaw::jaw::jaw: Sorry, I couldn't resist!

Rose, I would just say that having a somewhat civil, "adult" conversation about STD's, risks, and precautions with a lady is so refreshing! In the US, if you even mention "STD" in a thread your are banned for life from posting - primarily because the US board mods have a vested interest in...

Artificial sweetners have been proven to trick the brain into thinking the body is being starved, and when that happens, the body turns to survival mode and starts adding fat. Some studies have correlated the more consumption of "diet" products (especially diet sodas) the higher the obesity...

Minimum my MD recommends for "common" STD's: 10 - 14 days. You will know - stabbing sharp pain in the lower back, difficulty starting urination, difficulty emptying the bladder completely (dribbling / leaking after completing), possibly blood in the urine, burning sensation when urinating. HIV...

Well, as I mentioned in a related thread, I am not a "frequent flyer". I prefer UTR independents and long (3-4 hour) incalls. I do my research and don't mind paying extra for the extras that I'm looking for.. That being said, the only uncovered activity I used to participate in was BBBJ - my...

Salud Sol Tee Nutz, No, when I was infected, no matter which way I aimed, I always hit the wall, the floor, myself, etc., so it really didn't matter. :bounce: F117

Bon jour Hanna, Yes, I had follow up tests in each case and each follow up came back negative for everything. In the Strep B case, I had not had sex for several months, saw the provider, no DFK, no DATY / DATO, the only unprotected activity was her DT on me. Two weeks later, sharp stabbing...

My last 3 visits with local US ladies (all had dozens of glowing reviews over several years and were in the $300.00 USD / hour range) resulted in me getting: 1. Chlamydia, 2. Chlamydia, 3. Strep. All activities were covered and protected except BBBJ. So MY probabilities of catching an...

Well, I left the 6 decade road marker behind me a while back, and am still recovering from a heart attack in mid-2015 and radiation treatment for cancer November - December 2016. That being said, I am having the best sex of my life! I won't b.s. and say that I can stay hard for hours like when...

Whenever I have to fill out a form and it has a space for "Race:" I put, "last place". My "race" is pretty obvious when you see me. But it doesn't make me more "special" than anyone else on this planet....

I just saw the extent of the flooding on the CBC - please take care my friends, and do not drive into water that is running over the roadway! Where I live we have "flash flooding" as there is very little topsoil to hold the rain, and despite warnings everywhere and rain gauges at low water...