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    Where do you buy your lingerie

    This question is mostly aimed at the escorts who post on MERB, but is open to anyone to answer. I have been interested in gifting some nice lingerie and when I look at the regular websites, it all seems like the same old shit. I know Honey Birdette is a really hot brand and they have some...
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    Casino Coffee Help

    My name is Inigo Montoya, you have insulted Dunkin Donuts coffee, prepare to die
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    Cancelling Appointment

    Calm yourself and read my post again. I said if a girl uses fake pics, then she should be turned away. Anyone who uses fake pictures does not deserve a cent. My comment about paying a small fee is if the pics are accurate but you just don't like the girl who shows up. If a girl has been honest...
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    Cancelling Appointment

    That might be the funniest post ever made on this forum
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    Cancelling Appointment

    I think if a girl clearly uses fake pics then I would not feel bad about turning her away at the door. But that would require a girl having a face pic. If she blurs her face, it is nearly impossible to be certain that the pic is fake as opposed to doctored or just favorable. I think you have to...
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    Falling in love with your SP/MP

    you say you dont care about the $2500, but not only cant you let it go, now you considering going nuclear in the name of protecting others. I think you are feeling very very very burned and you cannot stop thinking about getting even. Your story and the extent to which it seems to have colored...
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    Indies vs agencies girls, the discussion not discuss prices.

    It really is fundamentally inaccurate to group together indies who advertise on 123, humpchies, and the like with indies who have their own professional websites with professionally shot portfolios - many of whom advertise on MERB. These two groups of indies are as different from eachother as...
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    First overnight with SP tips?

    As others have noted, the OP was not asking if it was a good idea. He has decided to do it and is looking for tips. My thought is that the more you and the girl know each other the better. I think there is a big difference between doing a 12 hr overnight with a girl you have seen once for one...
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    Falling in love with your SP/MP

    Nope. Nothing like rape at all. Not even close. I am glad to know that you have never been raped - if you had been you would never say such an asinine thing. I encourage you never to make this analogy to anyone in person.
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    Indies vs agencies girls, the discussion not discuss prices.

    For me, it is more important to have a girl who is just right match for me both in terms of her physical appearance and her personality\service. Indy v agency doesnt matter nearly as much as compatibility. The only general preference I have for agencies is that when it comes to me visiting...
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    What do you guys think about reinstating VIP merbites?

    You have no rights here - this is privately owned community bulletin board. Any member can be banned at any time for any reason and you would have no legal recourse. You likewise have no right to information held by another board member - either on this board of off this board. A right is...
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    What do you guys think about reinstating VIP merbites?

    Then why restrict access to reviews and why all this vitriol for lurkers who do not impact your hobbying in any way. If you feel that they owe you a review, then don't answer those questions. You clearly view your knowledge and time to be so valuable that you must get a return on investment...
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    What's your story for seeing an SP or being in this hobby?

    I had to think about this one for a bit because I did not really have some specific moment that got me into the hobby. I think for me it actually goes back to porn. Of course I was always trying to date girls in real life, and I often would. But, I was also enjoying porn and looking at amazing...
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    What do you guys think about reinstating VIP merbites?

    Actually, it is not based on reciprocity - it is based on maximizing the amount of information and making it available to everyone. Yes, it is true that if no one posted reviews, the site would not work. That doesn't mean the opposite proposition is also true - that anyone who does not post a...
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    What do you guys think about reinstating VIP merbites?

    Why? How is a lurker harming you? How is a lurker harming any provider? is he costing you any money? Is he making it harder for you to book the girls that you want to book? Lurkers have absolutely zero impact on your life as a hobbyist. Public reviews serve to increase the chances that a...
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    What do you guys think about reinstating VIP merbites?

    There is not another forum anywhere in the world that has a similar level of extensive reviews and participating escorts and agencies. This forum has been robust and potent for years - restricting access to reviews and creating i-am-so-important member status will dilute the great value that his...
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    What do you guys think about reinstating VIP merbites?

    I think it is terrible idea. As an out of town person, It was years before I did 20 full on reviews. As a visitor from out of town first in the early 2000s and then again in the 20teens, I was utterly reliant on MERB reviews and it saved me tons of horrible choices on my short visits. I tried to...
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    What are your hobbying rituals?

    When I am in Montreal, I am seeing a different girl every day - occasionally I try to squeeze in a two-fer, but at this point those days are probably over. I will have read the girls reviews the night before when i booked. I take a cialis once a day while I am in town I make sure I have one...
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    Clients dirtying a girl's reputation...

    I am not suggesting that if you feel like a provider is cheating you on time or service or otherwise is treating you poorly that you shouldn't write a bad review. As I said - be fair & honest & kind & respectful. There is a world of difference between writing an honest and fair account of your...
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    Clients dirtying a girl's reputation...

    I really cant help thinking that you would be better served choosing different providers. Montreal has SO MANY girls in every shape, size, price point and affiliation. If you are often feeling bushwhacked by providers who change what is offered or rates and you are certain that you are treating...