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    Movies that take place in Montreal

    It's obviously not recent, but wasn't the original version of "The Fly" set in Montreal? It was made in 1958 and starred Vincent Price. The 1986 remake was good, but the original was better.
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    Joke Thread

    Not necessarily. Peter, like John, is also an apostle and, in addition, is a slang word for penis.
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    Yikes! -- Breast Implant Complications

    I'm sure most, if not all, of your clients are glad too!
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    can she delete a thread that she didnt start?

    In English: "All good things must come to an end".
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    You are the Boss

    She probably will! (Do both, that is!) :D
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    Best Hotel in Mntreal?

    Just be glad it was only a cell phone! Last year, a well-known Montreal SP forgot her expensive Victoria's Secret bra and panties in my room at the Delta Montreal on President Kennedy. I put them in a hotel envelope with her working name on it and left it at the front desk, but it was still...
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    What Is Your Greatest Unfulfilled Fantasy?

    For many years, I`ve had the unfulfilled fantasy of drinking champagne from a woman`s pussy. I have no idea where it came from - I don`t watch porno (I`m a doer, not a watcher). I`ve never asked anyone to do it, not so much because of embarrassment, but more because I don`t know if it could be...
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    Need single malt whiskey to go with my cigars.

    My favourite is Oban.
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    What's in a name?

    On PERB (P = Pacific, but it covers the four Western Canadian provinces), the most commonly used term for male clients is "pooner". It's obviously derived from "poontang", but I've never seen the term "pooner" on any other boards.
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    'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits'

    Yes, but in this instance, the preferred Canadian spelling is "legalization", the same as the American spelling. Outside of North America, it would be "legalisation". Canadian spelling is a mixture of British and American spelling.
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    In wich group do you belong ?

    "Old loner" is a very poor translation of "vieux garçon". The literal translation of "vieux garçon" is "old boy". The female equivalent of "vieux garçon" is "vieille fille", which translates in English as "old maid". A much better English translation of "vieux garçon" would be something like...
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    Montreal vs other Canadian cities

    Do any of these ladies look 65? http://www.bcdarlings.com/su_portfolios.htm
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    Guy Cloutier

    Translation For the benefit of our unilingual anglophone members, here is the translation: As of today, I am officially ceasing to come on to MERB under the name of Guy Cloutier. I especially do not want to give publicity to an asshole who abuses children. Fuck you, Guy Cloutier, and I hope...
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    Bloc head refuses Canadian flags to vets

    Actually, Elvis, you missed a nuance in the English language. The expression "Bloc head" is a play on words, un jeu de mots. "Bloc head" could be taken to mean the head of the Bloc, but it could also be a play on the word "blockhead". A blockhead is a very obtuse, stupid person.
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    The Yellow and Green colours SUCK!!!

    It's much better now that you got rid of that awful yellow background.
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    The Yellow and Green colours SUCK!!!

    It's better now without the yellow on the home page, but the green still doesn't contrast all that well with the background. It's just not very crisp and sharp.
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    The Yellow and Green colours SUCK!!!

    Not only are they awful; green on yellow is hard to read. :(
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    MERB Upgrade!

    Overall, it looks good! However, the "Remember me?" box is ticked by default. That means I have to remember to click it off whenever I log on, because I like to leave as few traces as possible. Can you switch it off? Thanks.
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    Have you ever made an MP or SP "SQUIRT"?

    Yes. No.
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    1 CAN $ = 78.88 US cents !!!

    I don't worry about that. I just fuck some of their women when I'm in the USA. :D