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    Need help with my French expose oral..

    OK we need to settle this so Carla can work. It is a pagaie and it is a canoë. If you practice the sport you know that. I also just checked the terms on the french web site of the Canadian Federation and these are the terms thay use. You can use 's'est renversé' or 'se renversa' good luck
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    Need help with my French expose oral..

    Well, canoë is the term used in Quebec as well. A paddle for a boat or canoe is pagaie a paddle of a waterwheel is palette a paddle for table tennis - ping pong is raquette the paddle of a seal is palette
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    Need help with my French expose oral..

    This thread is taking a life of its own. I guess a lot of us are bored tonight!
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    Need help with my French expose oral..

    seriously full translation: Alors j'ai tenté de récupérer ma pagaie. Puis mon canoe s'est reversé. Ceci est après que j'aie échappé ma pagaie à l'eau. hope it helps...
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    Need help with my French expose oral..

    more french kissing will help you...or is it kissing more french?...
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    Need help with my French expose oral..

    cano-he do you get it? if not I'll have to give you my cell number!
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    Murder at the Chablis...St-Jacques

    No No the Chablis is a 20 minutes drive from St-Denis. Nowhere near the place.
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    easiest place to get laid

    W Hotel Here it is http://www.starwoodhotels.com/whotels/search/hotel_detail.html?propertyID=1471
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    easiest place to get laid

    Internet sites I agree with Lone Rider, these places (on the internet) are a lot of work. You'd better have a lot of time on your hands and be patient. I got laid with a few girls on Ashley Madison and Joueraveclefantasme but had to spend a lot of time on it. Over 90% of e-mails go unanswered...
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    Movies that take place in Montreal

    crossing by boat There are several places where you can cross the border by boat. Lakes like Lake champlain and memphremagog straddle the border. You have to figure where the border is and go to the shore with your boat.
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    And we thought masturbation could make you blind

    Is it because they get a continuous hard-on that they have to get rid of but there are reports that Viagra may make you blind :eek: Maybe sex will make us blind!!! See these stories: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/05/26/eveningnews/main698124.shtml...
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    ashley madison

    You're right, 50 men for every woman... I think I was tired. I'll try to edit my post if I can figure out to do this!!!
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    ashley madison

    The problem with a site like this is that there are 50 men for evey woman. You can hardly get them to reply to e-mails because they get hundreds of them. Then again maybe not those 200+ pounds lonely women! I've been a member for a week now and nothing to report. Bob
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    Need some travel advice...burlington to montreal

    Better check with the rental company about taking the car across the border.
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    Bloc head refuses Canadian flags to vets

    What does this have to do with sex? Escorts? or strippers?
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    Why am I getting spammed for another site?

    I had the same message
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    DirecTv

    First time you meet the neighbour, the husband is out of town and the wife takes you to the bedroom...ok.....?
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    Cuban cigar thread.

    Dominican cigars (grown by former Cubans) are of very high quality but hard to find. The nice thing about Cuba is that you buy cigars in the Casa Habana which is government-owned, a bit like the SAQ or LCBO here for booze. This way quality is pretty much quaranteed unlike buying at the hotel or...
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    Cuban cigar thread.

    One has to be crazy to buy cigars in Montreal. We all know several people going for a week of vacation to Cuba. Just place an order. For example, the Cohiba Robusto that sells for US$5 in Cuba is Can$50 in Montreal. For non-Cuban cigar. I order from Cigar.com and have them Fedex to my hotel...
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    Cuban cigar thread.

    Wow! My box of 25 cost me somethimg like US$300 or so. Bob