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And here I was thinking I was the only guy into Aubrey Plaza! She's gorgeous!

You just have to screw crosswise on the bed. No prob!

I'm not sure if there's ever been a Quebecois/English dictionary. Just use Google Translate and ask they girl you're with how they curse in Montreal. Naked Canadian women are wonderful teachers.

Is it only me, or do some of the positions the SP's want you to get into leave you sore for a couple of days? Hard or soft mattress makes no difference... I'm at work the day after thinking, "Why am I so sore?" and then I remember. I'm not really complaining about it. It's just, sometimes...

I always say that I prefer brunettes, yet at least 3/4 of the women I have been with have been blondes. How does that happen? Maybe I have been fooling myself. Hair length -- I don't care. And I don't care about that half-shaved head thing that some girls are doing now. Everything is good...

I got my first gray hair in high school, when I was 17. Not long after that, the sides of my head were white and my friends started comparing me to Reed Richards (from the Fantastic Four). But I was in my 20's for God's sake! I still had this black beard & mustache, though, and people would...

Okay, I can see your point on the knife, but not really the pepper spray. A man is almost always going to be bigger and stronger than you. The idea is to distract him long enough for you to run away. Honestly, this might be as simple as poking him in the eye with your fingernail and no need...

I want to tell you something else. I've never posted this before, though I have mentioned it in a couple of PM's to people: I know an escort who was murdered 20+ years ago. She was a childhood friend. Nobody ever found out who did it. Nobody even knows if it was a client of hers, or...

I know what you mean. Some guy in NY was scammed by a woman pretending to be an escort in May and was beaten to death in his hotel room. I think it turned out that he was a pimp and it was known that he was carrying around thousands of dollars in his pocket. It happened in a Hilton Garden Inn...

I don't mean to offend anyone, but lately I've met a lot of Polish girls and now I have a thing for them. It could be a phase, but I guess we'll see. Still love the ladies north of the border, of course!

I'm going to have to check that one out. I was wondering if anyone else watches Humans on AMC. It's only going to be 8 eps for season one and six of them are out already, but I've gotten into it. Good show so far.

Sorry about that, Hungry! I actually had to get up at 4:30 this morning, so I know what you mean. I can never sleep when I have to get up so early, so watching a vid of Amirah Adara crawling naked on a bed instead was a pretty good use of my time, I think! : )

Here I am quoting myself. That's a first. Here, watch this Amirah Adara video starting at about 15:15. Ho-lee shit!! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=452077910 Ladies, you drive us crazy! And what a terrible place the world would be without you! I wish she was escorting, but...

Amirah Adara. You've got it, Hungry. That's exactly the body type I was talking about. Love it & love her, too!

I love all types of women, but if I were to narrow it down to a personal preference, it would be a young, thin woman with small breasts. I know a lot of guys are into big tits, but to be honest, I don't know what the hell to do with them. Should I just squeeze them? Juggle them? Play with...

In the spirit of Canada Day and the 4th of July, here's a clip for us both: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8 It seems about right. Sergeant: All right, company formation over here and on the double. Let's go! Americans: Ahhhh! For more disciplined soldiers, I always loved the...

I'm going to have to ask you to expand on that one, Numerati.

I pretty much get what you mean. I don't like being touched. Isn't that weird for a hobbyist? I guess it depends upon why I'm being touched: SP, okay! Massage, bleh! In our down time I would rather just talk.

I once messed around with a married muslim lady from Pakistan. I broke it off because I kept picturing her husband killing me (if he found out). She was a dark-skinned girl from Pakistan and she told me that dark-skinned girls are almost 2nd class citizens compared to light-skinned girls. If...

You have a nose and everything? Hmm! While I said that a pretty face was more important to me than a fine body, I would say that attitude and personality trumps all. There's nothing more attractive than a woman with an attractive and fun personality!