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But see, even that is far too simplistic. It isn't as black and white - most jobs operate under shades of grey. What I mean by this is that I think the majority of escorts like they job sometimes and hate it sometimes. Just like people in any other field. I love what I do but I don't enjoy...

I have one. They're fun!!

I regret having eyes that can read because what -

I opened that thread once, noped out of it and decided to never click on it again. Major turn off. I don't come on merb to read detailed discussions regarding smelly butts and bidets lmfao.

I don't mind either way!

Happy new year everyone!

This was pretty much my day too! Had a morning appointment and then stayed home watching TV and cooking.

I do not care one bit what my clients choose to wear on their face tbh as long as their face is clean enough for me to sit on

Good because it would be a waste of time considering your tastes aren't everyone else's AND the comparison wasn't regarding individual escorts, but rather more the fact that hiring an escort in itself is a luxury service whereas having a girlfriend is not a luxury service. Regarding surgery...

I believe it's for both. We literally pay to use this board, we are the very reason it exists and stays alive. There's an advertising section for a reason... Haha I think it makes sense for a customer in any field to want to pay as little as possible. That's normal, what's less normal is...

Then wouldn't this also apply to masturbation? "My hobby is masturbating" has a weird ring (lol) to it doesn't it? "My hobby is eating snacks" "My hobby is taking baths" "My hobby is visiting my parents on the weekend" Idk I just think there's a difference between a hobby and an activity you...

One thing I will say (its true for some of my colleagues too but currently I speak for myself not everyone) : That's one of the reasons why I think clients are better off building a good rapport/relationship with their favorite SPs over a long period instead of only sampling someone new every...

This made me laugh. Lol

IDK about that. Most of the time I see women (including me) say we do our makeup for ourselves, not for guys. I do what I think looks good, and what makes me feel pretty!

Follow up question : clients, are you able to notice the difference between no makeup versus a "no makeup makeup look" where the person has a full face of makeup but made in a way to look like they're not wearing makeup?

A man in a grinch costume would get a laugh out of me, and 10/10 would let the grinch fuck me in the ass. The actual grinch though? I'm spending an hour trying to figure out what my life is and who put drugs in my breakfast

I hate when a client shares a name with my immediate family too. Not their fault of course but every time my thoughts go "wow you really didn't have to tell me your name" hahaha. I obviously don't tell them that and I keep it to myself. Other than that I'm not phased by names. My first escort...

Absolutely. And I will add to this : we typically don't love being someone's surprise. Informed consent is like super important for anything that has to do with sex/intimacy. I personally feel like a discussion needs to happen before the event, "surprising a partner" isn't as cool to providers...

According to Duncan MacDougall that would be 21.3 grams!!

Giselle that's also a very good point! Reminds me of the convo we had on here about clients who think they know who's lying about their weight just by looking at the picture haha. You can never really know because the same weight looks different on different bodies!