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I'm grateful for my hvac repair guy

Is it just me or is there something weird about "Greek" before noon?

There are ups and downs to every job, including being an SP.

There's no rest for the wicked :cool:

I tell myself that I don't look at my phone between midnight and noon, but I don't always respect that rule.

This. But (pun intended) also there's some skill required on the part of the cucumber holder that can make a huge difference to the cucumber receiver in a moment when it's a bit difficult to use words.

How much would you be willing to pay? I usually "budget" 2 condoms per session. Looks like they are in the 5$ each type of range?

Allow me to brag that I knew the person who created the magical dragon bowl sauce, and at one point I had the recipe. Yes, it's true. I'm that cool. Now I want some on my chips.

Does a swingers' club count as a social date? I don't charge social rates for that sort of thing but damn it's fun. I can't imagine turning down a social date (unless it's daytime and outside, there's not enough sunscreen in the world for my pasty white flesh) but I don't think I'll be...

chips. endless chips.

I was lucky in that when I started out in the industry (in porn, mere moments after I turned 18), I felt safe and had fun doing what I was doing. Then I gained 15 pounds and never got called back. Now, many years and pounds later, I try to get as many pictures of my fat ass as possible because I...

10 bucks is the most typical tip I get when it's all in 20$ bills. Second would be scotch, or whatever is left of the scotch.

Mike says it’s canceled but we are still here lol

Out front with obnoxiously gold shoes and nails and Eurasian

Well. Now im here alone…

Despite being an Historical Anglo, every time I go to Toronto I start thinking and swearing in French.

yet, despite A) get cranky when I don't respond to your message within 47 seconds. I'm generally good at multitasking but answering messages on my phone while I have a dick in my ass would be rude, no?

In fact, "attached older gentlemen" would describe a large percentage of who I was having sex with before I jumped into being an SP... but also their wives/girlfriends. ;) I think my definition of "older gentlemen" has also changed by a decade or more lol