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  1. urquell

    Is it me or PSE/GFE means nothing these days?

    I'm not miffed about things changing. Things always change, and we all have to adapt. The thing you're pointing out though, is something that's just changing for the worse locally, and not everywhere, so it's not exactly the changing of the times here. . I get miffed about people trying to pull...
  2. urquell

    Is it me or PSE/GFE means nothing these days?

    People have adapted their thinking to invent a series of ideas around what GFE is or isn't, presumably because they have extra time on their hands. At its root, GFE is a keyboard shortcut/abbreviation. That's it. Nothing mysterious, nothing philosophical, and has absolutely nothing to do with...
  3. urquell

    What's your favorite quote and why?"

    The good news is there is no bad news and the bad news is that's all the good news there is. Sure, there's more profound comments, but this one always kind of reflects the societal dichotomy to me, plus it's funny, so naturally I like it.
  4. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Works for me. I've had the pleasure of sharing a lady with another gentleman before and would do so again. Just don't pick anyone sensitive who would react strongly to my giant throbbing phallus of the almost reptilian length of my wide, sinuous tongue. When I'm with 2 ladies it's all admiring...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Well, ladies, I think we can all agree that the circumstances that would put all of you in a position to do duos with all the rest of you is somewhat unlikely to happen unless the circumstances are manipulated to make that happen. Recognizing that this is a significant problem, and only because...
  6. urquell

    Is it me or PSE/GFE means nothing these days?

    Well, no, not really..If you mean cbj and want to offer cbj then just say cbj. clear, simple, easy. Or "everything safe" or "everything covered" as many girls do. Using GFE in any context here is being disingenuous. This topic is a particular irritant to me for some reason, and I'm not even...
  7. urquell

    Is it me or PSE/GFE means nothing these days?

    Safe GFE is a bullshit term invented as market speak to pretend to offer a service without really offering it.
  8. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    I agree with you. I think that as soon as you start getting past 2 women and 1 man that it's just ego unless you add another man into the mix. A foursome or fivesome with 2 men is fine. Orgies are too impersonal for me. I have been in one foursome with 3 women and honestly it was just...
  9. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    IKR? If I had the choice to pay the SP hourly rate or pay double the rate and kick people in the nuts with impunity for an hour... be a really tough call. lol
  10. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    I hate people who stop with their shopping cart in the middle of aisle preventing movement on either side, but there's a special place in Hell reserved for those people who stop directly in the middle of the entry/exit door so they can arrange their purse/answer their phone/stop to arrange their...
  11. urquell

    Euphemisms and codes on the internet

    It's not just the internet, but people adapt to the needs of the day, in whatever medium. Remember how so many people hated textspeak and emojis before? Actually the stuff you're talking about, while annoying, bothers me less than people saying "bro" or "bruh" all the time. Or possibly the all...
  12. urquell

    Need Some Diplomatic Wisdom from the Forum Experts

    Go risk the emotional devastation. Nothing you get with an SP is ever going to equal what you might find in the right relationship with the right woman. If avoiding heartbreak is your only reason for not embarking on it then that's not a good enough reason and you should go for it, damn the...
  13. urquell

    Do Some Members Take Others for Granted?

    Instead of you guys telling each other through the public forum that you're going to talk to each other in private messages you should probably just actually talk to each other in private messages. lol. :)
  14. urquell

    Clients and providers what are your dream social date ideas?

    I'm down, as long as I get my hourly rate. I provide services, like passing napkins, taking pictures, and for an extra $50/hr I'll even pretend to like lavender ice cream. :)
  15. urquell

    Do Some Members Take Others for Granted?

    I didn't have a dog in the last fight, wasn't really involved in it, and I don't have a dog in this one. I am going to say though, that it was probably a good idea for you to take a break and come back, just to let everything settle and let everyone move on from it. The problem is that now...
  16. urquell

    Clients and providers what are your dream social date ideas?

    Ah, well, not everyone has critical reading skills. Perhaps if you go back and read it again it will make sense to you. You'll also find that it confirms what you said when you were making it "clear" for me. At least in broad strokes. I can't help you with what you've failed to understand in...
  17. urquell

    Something about DFK that feels good

    So, the acid test is whether you guys still like DFK after you've finished BJ with finish or salad tossing? I mean, she's just shown you the love.... :)
  18. urquell

    Clients and providers what are your dream social date ideas?

    If you want free dates, travel. If you want to monger in Montreal then "when in Rome" applies. Accept the local culture and STFU or go somewhere else where it's different, or step outside the local rules and systems and do something different. Nobody says you have to play by them, even locally...
  19. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Good to know! I've never had an electric car before and didn't know that. I was wondering why I didn't hear about that more often. I've seen people driving out of the gas station with the pump still attached. lol
  20. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    How many people forget to unplug their electric car before they drive away?