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The Taxi/Bus divided highway lanes on the A20 is an inspired piece of highway management.

Perhaps the most significant improvement in human life expectancy since the advent of soap. Ugh we deserve everything we have coming to us.

Lies. Just can't have it all at once sometimes.

Oh, one more thing I didn't add: Consent and Communication. If you communicate your boundaries and what you're trying to get out of a session with a provider, not necessarily a series of acronyms or acts but rather the type of experience you're looking for, you're more likely to be on the same...

The charging network in QC is miles ahead of the one in ON. The roads, not so much…

Lots of good advice so far here so I’ll only reiterate the 2 I lean on the most: Don’t rush. I’ve never booked less than 2-hours bc I like the conversation and the anticipation and the kisses and the foreplay and the build up and everything else that comes before and during sex maybe more than...

I guess I have my edge game down bc I can usually stop doing whatever we’re doing before I bust in time. BJs sometimes result in a palm strike to the forehead (lotus-style, gentle) but you gotta do what you gotta do lol. They’re always like, “wtf was I hurting you?” Um no, you’re just sucking...

*Girls, potentially. Just want to be voluminous as possible, in case the stars align and I can make it work. I’ve got enough to go around but this city is filled with sirens and I have an ear for music…

Rookie move. Use a chest instead. It can hold many more ducats and jewels, plus it doubles as a nice storage bin when not in use.

Wow. Ok. So, uh, how about them Jays, huh?

I'm saving up for this weekend.

Turns out they didn't even fit me either. What a waste in the end... :p:p:p

This is from another thread but I bring it up here for the ladies to answer: How often do you watch porn (or porn is playing) while you're in a session with a client? Is it something you like/dislike or are you ambivalent about it being on during sex?

That's it! I can get off on just watching their faces when they cum. What a great name too, bc it's just that, beautiful agony. You get every emotion in their face: surprise, shock, pain, bliss, awe, frustration, everything. *chefs kiss*

Seems like it went past the line of acceptable to the other person but you know what's best for you. It's stuff like this that makes me grateful for the ladies I see bc I realize I don't understand the full gamut of their side of this industry and the challenges they face.

Running to the "customer service" thread to add this to the list of demands lol. I want an Asian treat bag...

Initially I thought this was a phase in my life that would be really exciting and burn bright for a bit then die down, and it might yet, but I'm coming around to the idea of having a handful of special ladies that I could see for a very long time. I guess I didn't expect there to be lasting...

Girl has got a tactical nuke just sitting in her photos app. I bet it has a 100% kill rate.