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I forgot to check the water’s temperature and now my bathtub is hot enough to boil a Maine sized lobster

A book then a movie based on a real Brazilian escort

I didn’t dm anyone, I texted it to a few people

About once a month I think about Bruna Surfistinha that was reviewing her clients online and wish I could do the same

Oh I did share

My boobs looked particularly great today so I took a few photos

No

I don’t allow photos or videos. Even with my own phone I’m not a fan, I just don’t like when people take photos of me because they keep shaking and don’t have the same artistic vision as I do. Whenever I did, I ended up deleting them and never using them

Enlighten us

I have been on merb since 2019, I’ve read a lot of weird things but that was in the top 5 for sure. I still don’t know why it’s been posted here and what was the point of it. Don’t even get me started on the photo being taken while she’s asleep

Why not posting a review on her page instead of here?

The Dickson incinerator back in the days

They’ve been publishing very funny titles lately. “D. Calis se fait montrer la porte” something like that Yours would definitely be “Il se fait prendre les culottes à terre”

I will quote J.T. from The City Girls: “ Black, White, Puerto Rican, Chinese or Asian I ain't discriminating, [redacted], long as you paying”

Something I wish more people would ask is “can I finger you?” and “can I add another finger?” It’s so invasive to just shove your fingers in someone without asking especially more than one. It could very much ruin the rest of the date

Then why mentioning it here?

Most of the time, the providers will figure it out between them. It’s most of the time the incall that’s available or cheaper to rent

Good for you. Congrats! This doesn’t change the fact that not everyone listens when they’re told it’s time to go and not everyone wants to start kicking people out. If you don’t want to hear an alarm then don’t overstay or don’t go and see those who use them. Pretty sure someone would mention...

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