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Have you noticed the hot new girl on merb? Her name is @LiyaFields and you guessed it, we do offer duos ! ;)

One of my regulars got his car stolen during an appointment with me, back in like 2022. I felt bad for him and he was like "its ok I have insurance and it was worth it" lol

I feel like a better rule would be that in order to have a OF link in your escort ad here you need to have at least one review (proving you offer in person services). Having my link in my ads is how I get most of my subscribers because I sell it as an opportunity to see my face before booking...

I don't do ski, hockey, etc either. But I bother being here.... Because I was born here....

This is so funny I sent this exact meme to a client a couple days ago. I love lego but maybe not like that hahaha

I had a dream tonight that I looked out the window and there was 20cm of snow I was so confused hahaha

I've always wanted to try at the casino too, wearing the stripper heels with a coin slot on the platform hahahah The funniest context in which I've freestyled (and succeeded) was my hotel lobby during a fire alarm while I was on tour looool

I can only post photos with other merb advertisers, but there's more where that came from... Pictured here are @Rebaynia @Rachelle Love and @SweetMarina ❤️ I'm available for all your threesome and moresome fantasies, don't hesitate to reach out for more info!

Wait was she a girl friend or your girlfriend? How do you not remember her name lol!! I remember the names of every client. (Kidding lol, but I do remember the names of everyone I've called my girlfriend or boyfriend)

DUO SPECIAL WITH @Rebaynia ❤️ We can't wait to play with you!

Not ketchup!! It's morello cherry jelly :)

Delicious smoked duck breast plate I had this Friday! And some patries I've made recently (cherries on the left and apricot on the right)

As a young child I thought that every time a song played on the radio it was a live performance from the artist. For some reason I also thought Greece and Egypt were not real countries (in my child mind they were the likes of fictional / mythical places like El Dorado... Lol kids)

Its either a stolen picture or EastWind is "so homosexual" (as per the reddit username) and has no business being on merb if that's the case, I dont remember seeing gay escorts advertising or being reviewed here tbh

Did you ask if he was an emotional support animal ? Any breed can be one. Either way why are you taking pictures of other people at the gym? This would bother me about as much as the idea that the dog might get hurt. Have you tried talking to him instead of taking pictures of him and posting him...

Your donuts look like they could cure depression. I think it's a great gift !

This is such a random thread to bump - you could've asked in her review thread or in 411

Mostly because 1. I like a joint after lunch or dinner 2. I haven't yet had my morning joint so I'm craving it (but too lazy to roll just yet so instead I'm scrolling merb naked in my bathtub)

I'm craving lobster rolls Edit : and a joint

This is thoughtful !! I've given gifts to some regulars before but never to a client I meet for the first time. My mouth is a gift in itself though. Lol