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    Relationship with a masseuse - possible?

    So what have we learned 1. Merbites are a cynical bunch 2. Emotions and this Hobby don't go hand in hand (GG case an point) 3. Listen to the guys that have been around the block 4. Oly is a bad bad man ;) Rock, at the end of the day it's your decision. I'm pretty sure your mind was made...
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    Relationship with a masseuse - possible?

    A road best left untraveled Take it from some of us old guys, better not go there. You`ll always have it in the back of your mind that this chick makes a living jerking off old fat guys like myself. I don`t hobby much anymore but when I did I used to love nailing MPs, it was my trip. It`s...
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    Profile

    Gotta love the responses...I'm sure a yes/no would have sufficed but why not teach this youngster a lesson while we're at it. You know merbites are all about education :)
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    Racism and SPs preferences

    Racism sucks plain and simple and has no place in this era. No amount of justification, rationalization or validation will change that. We all agree it's bad. Black, white, yellow, red, green, purple, we all agree it’s bad and should not be tolerated. I'm with EB on this one, ignorance and lack...
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    Numbing sprays, etc

    Let me get this, your problem is that you blow your load too quickly with SP's? Easy fix, make sure to get GFE girls that allow MSOG. Take care of her in other ways and enjoy your quick release. I, like a lot of others here, have the complete opposite problem. Takes forever to blow our...
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    St Donat

    LOL...That`s it bessy, no bessy no CBJ I want it . Oh Bessy you`re the best GFE I`ve ever had. Bessy Bessy Bessy....you`re a dirty little cow aren`t you LOL
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    Recognizing a friend on a dating site

    I guess you know what you have to do...go to the can, fireup your cell phone cam and send it to her :D
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    Recognizing a friend on a dating site

    ROFLMAO You my friend are a class act ;)
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    Recognizing a friend on a dating site

    Oh hell no, I would torture him with it. Nothing more pleasant then torturing your friends with juicy gold like that...But well I'm an ass, to each his own
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    What's a Celebrity Worth?

    ROFLMAO I concede the point...How do you defend the David Arquette angle
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    What's a Celebrity Worth?

    Come on Courtney is hot, granted aged but hot HOT1 HOT2 HOT3 HOT4 HOT5 HOT6 SMOKING HOT Damn Sexy I need a moment by myself I'll give you Charlize...I would hurt myself with her
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    What's a Celebrity Worth?

    Oh the list is long but here's a few Selma cause man does she have a RACK on her Jennifer Love Hewitt -- 50K Courteney Cox -- 100K MAN SHE'S HOT Angelina Jolie -- 500K Penélope Cruz -- 5K Kate Beckinsale -- 250K (I've met her and she's the hotest woman I've ever seen. My wife wanted to...
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    Anyone ever seduce a hotel maid?

    Not as exciting as you would think In my younger days I was what you may call a pretty boy. I was working in Europe and traveling between France, England and Germany a lot. I would normally stay at the same hotels all the time and started to get familiar with a lot of the staff. In Germany, at...
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    Eleganza Cancellation , Devilish saves the day again

    Just to set the record straight Look I'm not bashing any agency, I'm not affiliated to any agency and I get shit happens. I was just saying that this seems to happen more often then not and for me Devilish just seems to always come through at the last minute. John, you seem like a good guy...
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    Eleganza Cancellation , Devilish saves the day again

    I guess we each have our stories, I've just been lucky with Devilish. At the end of the day it's just common courtesy to call a person and tell them that you can't keep the appointment. For me it's Devilish, for someone else it will be a different agency. All this to say that I don't mind...
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    Eleganza Cancellation , Devilish saves the day again

    Every so often I like to treat myself to a wonderful evening and I take great pains at planning my evening. My main date was booked a week earlier with an indy of the utmost class. But being the pig that I am I decided I should have a second date later that evening. I called Elegenza which...
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    The Intelligent Humour Thread!

    Personally my favorite is someone referring to himself as geniOus
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    How did you come up with your User Name?

    First person to decipher my nick wins a bran new recently trimmed toe nail...and not the cheap little guy but the big old captain :D
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    I'm unfortunately back

    Not the right venue to talk about this Hey gameless, I feel for you but I'm more worried that this is not the right place for you to get help. We've all been down in the dumpster and we've all believed we'll be alone forever at some point. The reality of it is that most of us just go through...
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    Terb question

    Hey guys, I've been traveling more and more to TO but haven't enjoyed the fruits of the city yet. The other day I tried to get access to TERB to see what are the recommended ladies but I couldn't get access. Anybody know who you gotta kill to get access to Terb. I got totally REJECTED when I...
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