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  1. AHarper

    Joke Thread

    Doctor says to patient; " This Viagra will last at least four hours." Patient: " Four hours !!! What am I gonna do with the 3 hrs 58 mins left...teach her how to drive stick shift ! "
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    favorite current tv series...

    Started watching Suits on Netflix. Interesting mix of characters, witty banter reminds me of Frasier without the laughtrack. Love the Donna Paulsen character, played by stunning actress Sarah Rafferty.
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    What is the best recent movie you’ve seen.

    Would love to go see Argylle next month....stellar cast....Henry Calvill, John Cena, Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Bryan Cranston, Samuel Jackson and Dua Lipa....I'd drink her bath water...
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    How did you come up with your User Name?

    Alan Harper from Two & Half Men....always looking for the cheapest way to get it on. Kinda like what we do !!
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    What is your most anticipated movie?You just can't wait to see it?

    Argylle....saw the preview...looks awesome. I mean Dua Lipa is in it.....she is hot...I'd drink her bath water!! Bryce Dallas Howard, Henry Calvill, Sam Rockwell, Bryan Cranston, Samuel Jackson.
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    Duos, do you like it or not?

    Had a duo once a few years back....it was great ! I was seeing this girl on a regular basis...Kelly was her name, tall girl with a nice rack. I was setting up an appointment with her, she says..."I'm with a girlfriend right now....come on over...you can have us both for $150. ! " Best $150 I...
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    How long is too long to wait for an SP?

    I think 15-20 min is within reason....traffic, late clients can also back-up bookings.
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    Are you afraid of the current "ufo" situation?

    Commander David Fravor was in charge of the Black Aces fighter squadron,Top Gun instructor, he flew just about everything that the Navy has in its inventory. Now if the government trust's him to be in command and fly an $80 million F-18 Super Hornet.....when he says he saw something that defies...
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    Keeping shoes on thoughout encounter?

    There was a girl a few years back...she was working at Avalon....Melody if I recall.We were shall we say "enjoying ourselves" when she asked me..."do you want me to keep my shoes on ?" She had a pair of black 6" pumps....was the most erotic thing...I grabbed them like they were bike...
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    Valerie Plante

    I want my city back....you know the one....where you could park your car almost anywhere, but these days you just can't ! They have actually closed down streets...to put up picnic tables!!! The village used to be colourful and entertaining...these days....its dangerous and dirty. Boarded up...
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    Where merbites are from?

    Things might pick-up with Grand-Prix weekend and festival season coming soon.
  12. AHarper

    Where merbites are from?

    Montreal has lost a part of its soul.....ever since COVID....it's just not the same. Boarded up shops and bars, restaurants along St-Catherine.I've seen stores and boutiques close-up shop at 8:00 on a Thursday night because of lack of foot traffic on city streets.Construction everywhere plus you...
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    When (day), time & how long session (time) do you usualy book

    All time favourite....
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    GFE,is it essential for you to get with an SP ?

    We all have our reasons for visiting service providers….for some it is only to satisfy our primal urges, for others a feeling of intimacy is important.There is something to be said about having an intimate encounter with a woman who….. in any other circumstance would not give you the time of day...
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    How long do you like the massage last in the session ?

    I think a table is better for the massage portion as it makes it easier for the therapist to move around and also to apply pressure where it is needed.When I'm with my ATF...the massage comes first, I'd say maybe 20-25 min...after its on to...shall we say, a more intimate encounter. As mentioned...
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    Trusting fellow merbites

    Sly and the family Stone said it the best....."different strokes.....for different folks.....( pun intended )
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    Is it better with your atf or with a new girl

    I know what you mean......I had an ATF at 2214 a few years back.Her name was Claudia....she was just amazing ! Funny, smart and a body to die for. She would help me practice with her on how to how shall we say...."stay in the game the longest time possible". She was just the best....she quit...
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    Is it better with your atf or with a new girl

    Yeah.....always a fantastic session with my ATF. We sorta have this routine when we get together....always top notch!!
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    Money change before or after the service

    That depends.....I guess if its your first time with a new service provider, paying before might be considered wise.I have been seeing a certain service provider for a few years now and a level of trust has been established. When everything is said and done.....while she freshens up in the...
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    Interesting things strippers have told or asked you

    Whoa....somebody was having a bad day.....
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