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The timing might not be the best. Especially with the last episode of Radio Canada « Enquete » talking about horrible things that happened to girls working in agencies. Even if you are going on a show with a white hat ethical customer, mainstream media will make you look like a sexual predator...

Damn ... we missed our chance to realise her fantasy of a bukkacake :)

A new Osmow’s opened recently on the south shore. Didn’t know the place, only that it looks like a shawarma joint. i gave it a shot because ... why not. I come in and while i was looking at the menu the guy goes; - Hi, what can i serv you ? - first timer here - well the special today is our...

Me faire sucer au Centre Bell au milieu de la patinoire pendant l’hymne national ... Veuillez retirer chapeaux et casquettes pour l’interprétation des hymnes nationaux. Cassandra à la turlutte accompagnée de Diane Bibeau...

Just saw the add of the 6’5 scandinavian visiting soon lady and i wonder if her legs are long enough to stick her big toe up my ass while i’m eating her out ?!?

J’aimerais connaître dans quel contexte fut inventé l’expression « Deux tètes valent mieux qu’une »

I said that i was sorry

How about you ... decoration or practical ? :)

Practical ?!? By your name, maybe your ancestors were Viking but no chance of an Ostrogoth invasion in these days and age

Conseillère-Practicienne en santé sexuelle

In my case, the lady would probably only receive 1 or 2 of the last drops and the floor tiles would get pregnant.

A former co-worker you had issues with is hired where you now work. A relative or family member moved to Calgary for 10 years and is now back in town ... i think there are many possibilities to be Kreidered

I think being « Kreidered » will be a new term soon. Like someone you hated 10 years ago and out of nowhere this person is back in your life and you are not too sure what to think about it ...

Sorry to be a bummer but shopping centers are 90% for womens. The few stores left for mens are overpriced (Ogilvy, Harry Rosen, M2, etc) or sports garments. I hate their logo but Psycho Bunny has great quality stuff. Still we have Tommy Hilfiger, Lacoste where you can find plus size garments. I...

Quit playing games with my heart :)

I dare people to try not to laugh at Monty Python Bigus Dickus ...

ah come on ... it isn’t saying nothing at all. it’s easier to recognize the little boy spirit still alive in guys througout their life. For some reason, the little girl spirit seems to dissapear at some point for women. That’s why guys still laugh at cock and fart jokes while girls find it...

The 12 y/o boy in me likes to replace the word « heart » by « cock » in songs i hear ...sadly, it makes me laugh. Here’s my top 5 5. Unbreak my heart ( toni braxton) 4.Closer to the heart (rush) 3. Achy breaky heart (b cyrus) 2. Lusten to your heart (roxette) 1. Total eclipse of the heart (b...

Désolé, on ne m’a demandé mon opinion sur ce qui allait constituer les initiales de mon nom ... et Neo c’est parce que j’étais un nouveau sur le board et que jamais bien la Matrice à l’époque.

Why not !