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@Mandouke, you can gift her this table so she can expand her client base and fulfill your fantasies.

You're probably around positive people, eating well, exercising, and sleeping well. :)

A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.;)

If I want a hot dog or if she wants my hot dog, she still needs to wash her hands!;)

A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10. He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She winks...

Life is like a penis...Often hard for no reason! ;)

Why do some Merbites refer to SPs as angels sent from heaven and how do these same people give them multiple orgasms in a session that sends them back to heaven as @TheJames101 mentioned to me? Who are these people and where have they learned these special skills? :rolleyes:

What can you offer @LC18, other than your colossal cock? You should see her in person to see if you are a good match before thinking about marrying her. ;)

If you read Thor's posts, he is too good natured and soft spoken to do anything like in that scene in that movie.:)

That’s life! You’re different and so you’re a threat. Everyone is envious of your humongous penis! ;)

Don’t wear anything too revealing and you should be fine! I heard he’s a gentleman, you have nothing to be worried about! ;)

Yes, you have to specify that during the booking process to prepare her. ;)

Since it’s your first date, maybe try this place http://reservoirbrasseur.com/ 9 Av. Duluth E, Montréal, QC H2W 1G7 The sights are very nice on this street and you can look downwards from the terrace on the roof and have a great view of everything...

Tell your friend to try https://www.turbohaus.ca/ 2040 R. Saint-Denis, Montréal, QC H2X 1E7 It's pretty inexpensive and he can enjoy the sights on St-Denis Street. Your friend is a degenerate! Try to offer him some guidance.;)

I wish you all the luck in serving her a Penis Colada! She's well worth the time and money. I'm already trying to schedule my 3rd visit. ;)

Don't take sarcasm too seriously! ;)

Eating? The clients are eating off of you or you off of them? :oops:

BTW, the correct spelling is Buffoon not Bafoon. ;)

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