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A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?" "Ten pounds," he replies. "We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator. About 9 a.m...

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.†The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my...

The results suggest that modern-day singles, like generations of their ancestors, are driven by biology with men seeking the best specimens to procreate with, and women seeking the best long-term partners.

So here is what you say: "So, what steps would we have to take, to make sure we can continue this another time?" If she still says nothing then say: "It's too bad we'll probably never get a chance to talk again, unless we recognize we both really want to." When you do get her on the phone...

Hundreds of Bay Area folks - both stay-up-laters and early risers - watched a colorful total eclipse of the moon before dawn Tuesday as foggy skies cleared and the moon’s bright white surface slowly turned to coppery red and brown. The eclipse was on full display even in parts of San...

Two Chinese brothers who tunneled their way out of a coal mine collapse after being trapped for nearly six days survived by eating coal and drinking urine, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday. Brothers Meng Xianchen and Meng Xianyou became trapped while working at an illegal mine in Beijing's...