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    What's the point of Fetish providers stating "No Sex"??

    I can jerk myself off at home *for free*, without someone barking orders and insults at me to ruin it. Again I get why so many women want to be doms: she gets paid to treat men like shit who will just take it and doesn't have to put out. -What I don't get is why a man will pay to have a...
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    What's the point of Fetish providers stating "No Sex"??

    Which is why a common blue collar schmuck like me can't fathom why in God's name anyone would fork over 2 days pay to have a woman dehumanize the fuck out of them, when I can go outside and encounter a dozen women every day who make me feel like a worthless piece of shit *for free*. If I open...
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    Do not leak sex tape. In fact, just do not record it!

    Well he didn't upload it online he just showed it to his friends... But what kind of an idiot shows his buddies a sex video of his own wife? Incidentally this girl is from agentina, Lorena Bobitt was from Ecuador.... is there a pattern here?
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    I am officially a dirty old man

    To quote Dashiell Hammett : "You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards"
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    Guitar solos

    I always enjoy watching the Karate Kid kick Steve Vai's ass in the climactic duel scene from Crossroads. - of course, Macchio is just acting and it's really Vai who recorded both sides of the duel... and Steve's face is priceless as always https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqdL36VKbMQ
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    How long has "being retired" lasted for you?

    I just want to know how you have a thousand bucks a week to spare for hobbying
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    Is there any spot for Men in this business ?

    There's a local guy, Maxime Durocher who advertizes here in the indy section. Seen him in an interview once, with two other male escorts (for women) and generally saying they get less calls in a month than the girls see on a week-end. Like Cloud 500 says, even an average looking girl can get...
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    Méditation pleine conscience -mindfulness

    There's an app for everything today. Check out CALM.COM
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    Favorite spot for a Tatoo on an SP

    Same opinion here, so I'll rephrase the question as: "what's the least repulsive spot for a tattoo on a woman?" to which I'll say, arms, shoulders and back are.... tolerable. Anywhere below the belt, anywhere on the front of the torso, and the face are a major turnoff. Ultimate deal breaker...
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    Most surprising signing duets ?

    On paper, Afrika Bambaataa making a single with Johnny Lydon seemed rather odd but it turned into a memorable 80's video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHDQLuZaGo
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    If You Won The Lottery, Would You Keep Working?

    Continue to work if I won more than 10 million? HELL THE FUCK NO
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    pressing vagina on uncovered penis

    I think the only true way to avoid that (besides not having casual sex) would be to have a full latex head-to-toe bodysuit with integrated condom cast in one piece. Then its just a matter of finding a way to teleport or pour yourself into the damn thing. ;)
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    What ? No teeth ?

    Yeah just ask Jim Carrey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IYQU0hJHNY I just wonder though why a 41 year old in this era no longer has any teeth. Bad teeth, missing teeth, sure. But no teeth? at 41?
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    Need Info: Karaoke /Drink with paid girls

    I have not heard of anything similar to a hostess bar here. There could be one, but I've not heard of it.
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    Montreal girl wants 23 guys for her 23rd b'day

    There have been several gangbangs with multi-HUNDRED men boning one woman. I think the current record is 900+ guys by Lisa Sparx. -call me jaded, but how is this girl news worthy with her 23 guy event?
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    Classic/Non-Recent Movie Thread

    There's definitely less in Netflix CA than Netflix US. Every once in a while though, I use a proxy server to access the US catalog , but it's always a pain in the ass to find a free one that works
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    What is the biggest gift you gave to an Sp?

    O_o what the heck do you do for a living that you have that kind of money to burn? -no wait, don't answer, it's probably best I don't know
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    Classic/Non-Recent Movie Thread

    Excalibur (1981) If you watch only one Arthurian legend movie in your life, make it this one.
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    Should we send flowers to our favorite sp/mp or stripper on Valentine day

    Xmas and Easter were never about Jesus. Those were the pagan holidays of Saturnalia/Yule and Ester that the Roman Catholic church retooled because they couldn't get rid of them entirely. -but we digress...
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    Should we send flowers to our favorite sp/mp or stripper on Valentine day

    I don't think that pop-up is being generated by this thread per se. You could have picked up a keyword tracker somewhere that triggered the ad because of the topic.
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