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    Premature, accidental or just too fast ejaculation stories

    Not a premi story. I was at a MP and blew my load. It was a combination of heavy load + bad ( or good ) aim and squeezing of the nozzle. Her head snaps back like Kennedy getting shot. I bukkakied her like she was hit by a Kawasaki. She just kept on going like nothing happened.
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    Interesting things strippers have told or asked you

    I nude dancer that was getting old ( +37 ) put her money into a restaurant with the "chef" as a partner. She calls me to see her at the place, it is 2:30 PM and the place is empty. She sat me down and got me a cup of coffee, then excused herself and said she would be back in a minute. The jerk...
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    Suggestions for decent massage?

    I do not know about the Russian Irina in TMR with the bad attitude and high price, I know the Irina on the south shore for $80/hr. I would rate her at a 8.5/10.
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    Are you afraid of the current "ufo" situation?

    My theory is that UFOs are the story the gov. (US) want you to believe. They have top secret fighter bombers that they want to conceal from the public / Russians / Chinese. The objects flying across the sky diverts your attention from the truth. Are there aliens, yes but they are many light...
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    Have you ever fucked with a pornstar?

    Define porn star. If a person appears in one fuck vid make them a porn star? Or do they have to have a known name in the biz. I have met several nude dancers that claim to be porn stars, but if you can not google the vid they are just girls doing BJs on vid.
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    How important is her “O”

    Not important to me at all, I have had to shut up SPs that did the fake org'ies.
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    How often do you book a SP that has no pictures or reviews?

    Pre 2000 when the internet was not as popular as today, you had to rely on things like the Journal de Montreal and Voir newspapers. I had my share of over 45 old fatties that promised a 23 year old young girl. I use to have this backward walk when they told me they were the SP.
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    Why is greek so rare ?

    I think it is one in fifteen or twenty ladies that do the back door rumba. I find that these ladies tend to have very regular clients because of the rarity of the service.
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    Jewish SPs?

    Generally, ladies in the biz do not reveal their ethnic background. If they do they will tell you that they are of a believable ethnicity but not their own. I was told about a Jewish girl that went for a job at a massage place in Cote de Niege, she quit because she was afraid that Jewish men she...
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    Do you like "the pornstar look" and why?

    I had an SP with bocce ball tits, when she bent down they looked so un natural.
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    Teach me about Montreal/Quebec women

    Montreal women are quite a bit different from sex on the prairies. They do not start wandering during sex like cattle do.
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    Montreal still off limits to Americans -- any sense how the absence is affecting the market?

    I wonder what % of business is lost by SPs from the lack of tourist.
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    Credit card payments

    There is mo advantage to them if they get cash or a prepaid credit card. A pre paid credit card can be used in another country by another person if they received the card number and PIN by telephone or E-mail. ( money laundering )
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    Warning: James at Orchid Escort Designs - A fraud

    Holy mackerel. This guy is getting a real bashing. He might just have to change his business name.
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    French Canadian !

    I think the main reason for waxing and shaving is that women in their 40s, 50s and 60 are fooling around a lot more today than they did when we were teens. Women get white hair on their heads and elsewhere starting in their mid 40s. They will dye their hair on their heads but it is easier to...
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    Donner de l'$$ à une escorte sans recevoir de services

    It sounds like she takes pleasure in fleecing men, When she is called on her BS she will tell they OP to get lost.
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    Question on Air Compressor To Blow Up Swimming Pool Float

    The Canadian Tire electric tire pumps come with male adaptors and a football inflator.
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    Woman who stops on road for ducks is found guilty.

    She will get a 1 year probation, no jail time.
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    Predictions, when will be the first snaow fall.

    I say the first week of Dec.
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    Newbie question but why is incall cheaper than outcall?

    The same reason why Au Coq Chicken charges you more for delivery than when you pick up.
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