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    Antiques

    Hi, I recently inherited of few old things. Most of them are + or - 100 years old. Cigars and jewelry wooden boxes, books, small hairdryer with presentation box, etc... (40 items if my memory is good) Selling them in a package, no part out. Ask for pictures and make an offer. Don't have...
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    What do you wish Santa Clause to bring you this year ?

    Hi Korbel, Sorry, i don't even remember where i took this. I think it was from another member, another forum...months or years ago. Feel free to use it, heh! ;)
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    What do you wish Santa Clause to bring you this year ?

    Dear Santa, It's been 26 years now that i ask for the Yan Solo's Laser pistol (the one with lights and a beeping sound). Don't forget it this time or you will never go back to North Pole with all your fingers. D. :D
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    Any other video gamers in here? What are you currently playing.

    Spare time...at the job. www.miniclip.com Love the mountain bike game, some racing...trial bike game and puzzles. Please, forgive me. :rolleyes:
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    Any other video gamers in here? What are you currently playing.

    Not a gamer but when i feel bored, sad or simply have too much spare time (1 or 2 times a year), i used to plug my old Intellivision II on tv and play to "Lock'n'Chase", "Burger Time", "Night Stalker" and so on... Good ol'days. Got some computer games like "Call of Duty" set or "Brothers in...
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    An ugly escort arrives...the pimp says "100 $ cancellation fee"...what do you do?

    Question... Is there any "bonus points" to tell the customers that the SP is "Hungarian"? We often see this in ads or XXX movies boxes. Looks like they wanna show that the girl will be much hotter than any North american girl... Ridiculous. Anyway... if an ugly escort shows up...
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    Poutine Creator Jean-Paul Roy

    Rest in pieces. Je n'ai jamais été un fan de la poutine. C'est plus ou moins bon au goût et ça me rend malade comme un chien dans les minutes qui suivent. Comment être addict à une pareille aberration culinaire? Et comment qqun peut se targuer d'en être l'auteur? C'est tellement basic sans...
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    What's your Stripper name? Sapphire SweetHips

    Heidi Glitter Cheeks. Well...doesn't sound good for bike racing but for stripping, maybe it's ok i guess... :(
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    Defending oneself in one's own home?

    Don't bother...i'll tell the judge that the robber was already deaf BEFORE invading my house because when i told him to go, he didn't hear me. :D I prefer long distance defensive weapons. Knives, baseball bat and dirty socks force you to come close to the bastards...and the closer you come...
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    I will need some advices as a newbie

    @Lordzeager, You can get herpes from your longtime girlfriend, a "clean" SP or whatever... It happens that people are infected with this virus and not even knowing it. 25% of adults are supposed to have herpes (with some variations)...and most of them will never have ANY symptoms...
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    Defending oneself in one's own home?

    Violence lead to more violence, right. But in my city, the cops are: 1-Lazy 2-Very lazy 3-Most of them are 5'11" and less...sometime on a very tiny frame. 4-Cowards! I got to call for their help at some occasions (goddamn freak neighborhood!) and it took 45minutes to 2 hours...
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    How did you come up with your User Name?

    J'ai trouvé le mien dans un jeu vidéo d'une époque révolue dont le personnage principal se nommais Caleb. Il était terriblement méchant, implacable et d'une soif de destruction hors du commun... Et comme je trouvais que som nom (très doux et pas méchant pour un brin comparé à des trucs comme...
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