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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the the prick on the porcupine is on the outside, the BMW has the prick inside. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The Hoover has the dirt bag inside, the Harley has the dirt bag hanging outside.

If I am hobbying I will only give the info necessary and not any more to put myself at risk, because I am a .................................... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGZ0ntpSx2Y

Ladies that offers real GFE at a reasonable price will benefit by having loyal return clients.

If I were offered BBFS in the hobby I would run for the hills.

I seem to remember 5-10 pages on Craigslist in the evenings pre-c36, now it is a 1 - 1 1/2 pages over night after 6.00pm

Did your allergies go away???

Never, would you lick a toilet seat?

Even on Sundays, there are plenty of ads on the net for massage and escort.

This is not a fantasy, I have done it. I put a vibrating egg in her pussy and fucked her.

Time to renegotiate my internet service with Bell. I need to know who is the cheapest in Montreal. The usually give me the same rate plus a month free when I call up to cancel their service.

A few years ago I was at a strip club on St. L street. A dancer sidled up to me and asked me if I wanted her to dance for me. After two dances, I could see that she was not into it. So I pulled out a $20 and gave it to her. She demanded $40. I told her to call the manager over and I will give...

He did not kill anyone, and they only let hom go because they do not have enough evidence. Or, maybe they did not read him his rights.

I went to a no pic masseuse, she was on welfare. She had no curtains, and little furniture. got the massage and happy ending on the couch. Maybe did a show for the neighbors.

I would not go anywhere that I would have walk more than 50 than paces.

You say no bankrupt, begging, loan or illegal stuff. then you leave only one choice. A slow, long process of paying off your debt.

When I was in school, there was this girl that would let you cop a feel for $.50, I wonder what she is doing these days.

I have lots of references, I get them from a bank machine.

All those arrested should have the book thrown at them as a lesson to others to participate in civil disobedience.

NYC-22 7/10 This is how bad televisions has gotten when this is the cream of the crop.

I talked with some of the staff, they told me stories that would curl your hair. I am sure it happens in other hotels. Stories like getting towels back where people have been wiping their buts with. Passed or SPs in the hallway.