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It's not like that. When it comes right down to it, there's nothing but you and the girl you're with, and neither of you are going to implicate the other. You're safe as houses.

Give me a pretty face. Her body can expand or contract, but her face will always stay the same.

If it's one on one, then the same rate should apply. If you're going to be there, too, she should charge more. Simples. I've thought about something along these lines, too, but nothing in life is free, my friend.

: ) I'm used to this & have no problem with it. It's pretty easy to know who's a legit provider, but not so easy to know who's a legit client.

You're a party pooper, Art! There's always a risk when you want to see an escort. That's part of the attraction for some of us... But in Montreal, the risk is minimal. You really have to be particularly dumb to get yourself busted in Montreal.

I would imagine that locals doin't want to fuck it up for themselves, but escorts must love American tourists. Is there any advice that you want to give us? Is it okay to pre-book even if we don't necessarily have a hotel room yet? Are there stupid things that Americans do all of the time...

Are you a cop, Jerry? If so, please don't fuck things up for your fellow officers who like to see escorts on a regular basis. If you're not a cop, stop being such a pussy and just call one of them already! It's no biggie!

Jalimon, I'm not going to tell you exactly where I live, but it's in southern NY state. There's a rub & tug spa that is only a few hundred feet from our county courthouse, sheriff's department, and county jail! The whole thing is a joke. Of course cops and lawyers go there for "relief" after...

The escorts that I meet always seem to be surprised that I don't have a wife or GF. To describe myself physically, I'm 45, 6 feet tall, have gray hair which has been steadily disappearing on the top of my head, a bit overweight, but not too much. I have a mustache and goatee. When I was...

I don't know what to tell you, Amanda. These aren't real relationships, but sometimes it feels nice to pretend. That doesn't make you stupid. It just makes you hopeful. Good luck.

Honestly, we've talked about this already. I'm moving to Florida soon and she HATES Florida. I went into hobbying with both eyes open, though. There's always an end-date to this kind of relationship. It will really suck, but it is the way it is...

We pretty much know we're being taken advantage of and we're okay with it! If the result is that you ignore the clock, then... :nod: And PS (to no one in particular), I really like your cats!

There's always that envelope! I'll take care of your cats while your out of town, but, yeah, that envelope comes into play, doesn't it? It is a weird kind of relationship, isn't it....? BTW, keep in mind that I'm still the one bringing the envelope with the $$. I'm the one pointing at the...

I don't know, Patron. You seem to be pretty cynical. I assume that they are a younger couple and if this is the case, then any kind of oral is going to be mind-blowing. I don't understand why you're so against this and why you don't understand our optimism. Sometimes a girl will want you to...

You're right. I wish I was 30 years younger and exploring a new girlfriends body for the first time... But you have to remember how dramatic everything you did seemed at that age. I look back now and my attitude is pretty much, "Just lick her!" Fast, slow, lips, clitoris, just get your nose...

It happens. As much as you tell yourself that you're just going to maintain a professional relationship with these ladies, eventually you will find yourself becoming a really good friend with some of them. What do you do when that happens and can you maintain the same relationship?

I think you're pretty much awesome, Amber. When are we going to get together? :eyebrows:

Mezine, Just listen to your girlfriend. Sex isn't really that complicated. Just learn what she wants and how she likes it. You don't have to see anyone apart from her to learn this. If you're not confident and need to practice, then practice on her! I'm sure she wouldn't mind! Good luck...

What she said...

This reminds me of a line from the movie "Master and Commander", when Russell Crowe proposes this toast: "To our wives and our girlfriends. May they never meet." As long as you and your SO are okay with your exploring your sexuality and fantasies, then I see no problem with it.