acronyms

[hornyforty55]

As hobbiests, we all are familiar with the basic acronyms describing services expected/provided by a professional.
dkf, lfk, daty, digits, bbbj, fs, msog.. to name a few

What is it called when you go to dfk and the escort just opens her mouth, no tongue.!!

Dear moderator: if this post is in the wrong forum, please feel free to move it to the correct one.

 

[jalimon]

Maybe she's getting ready for bj? Just kidding, that is lfk. I had to use https://www.urbandictionary.com a lot in the last 3 years.

Cheers,

 

[heliragedeleted]

Dqmot, bsf idk wca 2txt w/loa.

Iyo, its ez &pdq... Idts.

Imho, are =adih. Tbh, fubar &2m2h. Giar, plz! Kiss.

.02

rx

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

DATYSIMWS
Dining At The Y Squirt In Mouth With Swallow

 

[Like_It_Hot]

STN: DATY SIMWS... One of my previous girlfriend was squirting so much while I was DATY that it would have been impossible to swallow otherwise I has been drawn... I remember, I always used a big absorbent towel to prevent a big big mess. But sex is not all in life and we ended the relationship.

 

[Julia Sky]

Dqmot, bsf idk wca 2txt w/loa.

Iyo, its ez &pdq... Idts.

Imho, are =adih. Tbh, fubar &2m2h. Giar, plz! Kiss.

.02

rx

Anyone else trying to translate this into something ?

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Anyone else trying to translate this into something ?

I had a couple of bowls and figured it out.
Damn Quit Molesting One Tranny, Butter Some Fingers, Insert Double Knuckles, Wiggle Cock Around, 2 Times Extra Tight With Lube On Anus.
Lick Your Orifice, It Tastes Shitty Extra Zip & Pulsating Dick Quakes... Lather Dick Till Squirts.
I massaged Her Orifice, Anal Reaction Excited = Anal Discharge In Hand. Tickle Butt Hard, Finger Up Bum Almost Ready , 2 Many 2 hard. Grapes In Ass Requested, Pulsating Lips Zipped, Kinky In Sausage Slam.

Oh 2

 

[heliragedeleted]

Well stn, close but no cigar. I appreciate the effort, almost funny.....

 

[hornyforty55]

helirage: don't keep us in suspense, what does the message say, for those of us who are not up with the acronyms

 

[Melyssa]

Le manque de nuances...

C'est pour cette raison que je n'ai pas utlisé bien longtemps ces accromymes.

Il y a des siècles que je n'ai pas publié d'annonces ou accepté de nouveaux clients, mais quand ça arrivait, les clients me disaient particulièrement apprécier mon approche à cet égard.

 

[heliragedeleted]

Dqmot, bsf idk wca 2txt w/loa.

Iyo, its ez &pdq... Idts.

Imho, are =adih. Tbh, fubar &2m2h. Giar, plz! Kiss.

.02

rx

Don't quote me on this, but seriously folks I don't know who cares anyway to text with lists of acronyms.

In your opinion, its easy and pretty darn quick... I don't think so.

In my humble opinion, an acronym rich environment is another day in hell. To be honest. its *fouled* up beyond all recognition and too much to handle. Give it a rest, please! Keep it simple, stupid.

Just my two cents.

Regards,

 

[Willgill]

there is no way any one can decipher this - point well taken :bounce: