average age of hobbits

[rumpleforeskiin]

i will be celebrating my eleventy-first birthday this coming year. and you?

b. baggins, bag end, hobbiton

 

[simonpaul]

I prefer 60, it his the wright speed limit!

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

55, the former speed limit.

farenheit or celsius?

 

[simonpaul]

you are very hot.

 

[Siocnarf]

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night.

(That bit during the pleistocene felt a bit lonely...)

 

[Merlot]

i will be celebrating my eleventy-first birthday this coming year. and you?

b. baggins, bag end, hobbiton

Hmmm,

So you are saying that hob bits are not a fine cut of tender aged meat best roasted in baggins and served with juicy taters?



Merlot

 

[Ricky bonds]

you are very hot.

so are you, and have you thought of your new question that you are going to ask...

 

[simonpaul]

Ricky do not do a fixation on me!

 

[Ricky bonds]

Ricky do not do a fixation on me!

i do not have fixations on men simon, sorry...(i thought you meant hot like in french..osti qui cest hot man"..(haut, or hut) )

but i do however, enjoy your questions...they make me ponder my existance, and dwell on the true reasons why i go out and pay for sex..when i can put the same efforts in getting it for free...they also make me wonder about the multitude of reasons why i go through the trouble of logging in just to get to read whatevers on this board, and always happen to click on one of your insightful questions...

 

[simonpaul]

From now on you are my master...

 

[Siocnarf]

but i do however, enjoy your questions...they make me ponder my existance,

"That's a major drawback if you're looking for happiness as a rabbit, let me tell you. You want grass and sex, not thoughts like 'What's it all about, when you get right down to it?'"
-Terry Pratchett