Just saw this on Craig's List and as I type this, tears are pouring down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
Quickie wanted - w4m - 26
I'm 26, white, long brown hair, hazel eyes. No pic available.
I'm 5 foot 1 inch tall, and I weigh 160lbs. So, yes, I'm quite chubby.
I'm not shaved, but I have big tits.
I am in a messed up emotional state, with a relationship that lasted many years coming to a disaster of an ending. However, I know that I like sex and that sex is not love. I am not looking for love.
I'm literate, smart and sarcastic. But really, I don't need you to like my personality.
I want to get fucked. I don't want foreplay, I don't want you to eat me out, I don't want to blow you. I just want you to come over, get hard as fast as possible and then, fuck me (with a condom, non-negotiable). We can chat for a minute before, if it will make you feel better. And you can stick around afterwards until you get your breath back. Then, you will leave.
I need you to be clean and not an idiot. So please try to send a response that uses proper spelling and capitalization. I need you to be willing to come to my place. Which, by the way, is a mess. I have a cat, so it's better if you aren't deathly allergic to them.
I don't really care what you look like. I am not a supermodel, so I don't judge others based on their appearance. Just, please, be in posession of a functioning cock.
I'm available at 11 and would like to be done by midnight.
No need to send a pic (and certainly not one of your dick).
Yours in bluntness,
Chubby girl
Quickie wanted - w4m - 26
I'm 26, white, long brown hair, hazel eyes. No pic available.
I'm 5 foot 1 inch tall, and I weigh 160lbs. So, yes, I'm quite chubby.
I'm not shaved, but I have big tits.
I am in a messed up emotional state, with a relationship that lasted many years coming to a disaster of an ending. However, I know that I like sex and that sex is not love. I am not looking for love.
I'm literate, smart and sarcastic. But really, I don't need you to like my personality.
I want to get fucked. I don't want foreplay, I don't want you to eat me out, I don't want to blow you. I just want you to come over, get hard as fast as possible and then, fuck me (with a condom, non-negotiable). We can chat for a minute before, if it will make you feel better. And you can stick around afterwards until you get your breath back. Then, you will leave.
I need you to be clean and not an idiot. So please try to send a response that uses proper spelling and capitalization. I need you to be willing to come to my place. Which, by the way, is a mess. I have a cat, so it's better if you aren't deathly allergic to them.
I don't really care what you look like. I am not a supermodel, so I don't judge others based on their appearance. Just, please, be in posession of a functioning cock.
I'm available at 11 and would like to be done by midnight.
No need to send a pic (and certainly not one of your dick).
Yours in bluntness,
Chubby girl
