Defining a good review

[Johnny test]

The topic has been discussed in several threads and there seems to be different definitions of a good review, so here's the question: what's a good review, meaning what kind of elements are you looking for?
I voluntarily didn't use "objective review" because i don't think such a thing exists and to me it's probably the 1st important thing: accepting that what you write/read is subjective.

So here we go.
Physical description: hair, breast size, general appearance, tatoos, piercing (it can bother some people), hairiness (again it can surprise/bother people).
Restrictions: if there are any
Price: if it's not easily available on the website
Personality: probably subjective to but it give some insight. For example some SW are more submissive or like to take action, i think it's an important aspect of what to expect.
Attitude: not exactly the same as the personality to me, it could be defined as "how does the SW makes you feel like you're the greatest guy in the world". Of course it can depend, we're not always happy and we have good and bad days so it's important to have different opinions on this point.
Fit/connection: extremely important to me and also subjective, was there a connection during the session. It's not a judgment or anybody's fault if there isn't, it's just is.

Some reviewers describe the positions and a shitload of acronyms, not really my thing but i can understand if some people find it relevant.
Here's my list, what's yours

 

[Julia Sky]

I wouldn't mention the price. One of my first reviews had the rate in it and to this day I occasionally get a text from a very confused someone who accuses me of being a scammer because I quote a different rate than the one they read in a review from many years ago. Very unnecessary and annoying.

 

[Valentina]

Physical description: hair, breast size, general appearance, tatoos, piercing (it can bother some people), hairiness (again it can surprise/bother people).

✅
However, I personally would avoid the /10 rating.
I know a lot of guys do it but… it’s demeaning and subjective. I wouldn’t rate anyone like this.

Restrictions: if there are any

✅

Price: if it's not easily available on the website

❌ No, as Julia said. Prices change.

Personality: probably subjective to but it give some insight. For example some SW are more submissive or like to take action, i think it's an important aspect of what to expect.

✅

Attitude: not exactly the same as the personality to me, it could be defined as "how does the SW makes you feel like you're the greatest guy in the world". Of course it can depend, we're not always happy and we have good and bad days so it's important to have different opinions on this point.

✅

Fit/connection: extremely important to me and also subjective, was there a connection during the session. It's not a judgment or anybody's fault if there isn't, it's just is.

Not necessary because as you said it’s subjective. Some people don’t want a connection per se.
A guy may perhaps subconsciously compare your connection you had with a SP and feel bad that his connection may not have been as strong or was different.

We are able to adapt to people who do or don’t want to talk, want +/- affection, etc. Maybe mentioning this can make someone think that having a connection will be overwhelming. Some guys just want relaxation and not think / turn their brains and emotions off

Some reviewers describe the positions and a shitload of acronyms, not really my thing but i can understand if some people find it relevant.
Here's my list, what's yours

Agreed. The in depth analysis is not necessarily needed - however it’s to be expected anyway haha. Some things may have pleasantly surprised you during a session with a SP - it’s worth highlighting something unique and enjoyable.

Very good list and I’m happy to see you’ve made this thread!

You may add this also to your list but also not needed:
- cleanliness of the place
- vibe
- outfit SP is wearing

 

[urquell]

I tend to dislike applying a template like approach to reviews, because invariably you end up getting series of acronyms and scales from 1-10 that really tell you virtually nothing about what your session is likely to be like and are highly subjective, although indicative. I like reviews to tell a story and give me a sense of what it is that I'm going to experience if I go and see so-and-so, and what the lady is like. I'm inclined to say how good communications were for booking, what the lady and the experience in general was like, and any special touches or strange quirks that come up. I don't need to know about every sensuous way that she licked each individual hair of your nutsack, but knowing how interesting she is, how fun or funny she is, and how easy she is to talk to is at least as important if not more so than how attractive she is, and skill set is much more important. Skills over looks. Having said that, it's good to know whether pics are accurate and if there are things that don't always always show up in the ad, like enhanced boobs, for example, are present. Something about the setting used is helpful. I think something that's important is what languages the SP can communicate comfortably in are. I see many latinas, for example, that either don't speak or speak poor English and French. Some girls only speak English, or only speak French. In a city like Montreal linguistic abilities are important, and can affect the session greatly.

Of course, I may not be a good person to ask, as I don't review SPs on MERB, only MPs, for a variety of reasons. Review culture on other boards is usually quite different.

I will disagree with the ladies on the price thing. I understand why they would not want you to put price in there, and I understand that it can be a pain in the ass for them, but the reviews are not being written for them, they're being written for the guys, who absolutely want to know what the monetary considerations are. Every guy reading the review is going to want to know what current pricing is.

 

[Valentina]

I'm inclined to say how good communications were for booking

This is good to mention as well!

Skills over looks. Having said that, it's good to know whether pics are accurate and if there are things that don't always always show up in the ad, like enhanced boobs, for example, are present.

Gonna mention something important here.
Many photos taken are from professional photoshoots and are very glam. Sometimes guys think “she’s not like the pics” and expect us to look exactly like the pics. The photos look more “done up”, makeup & hair professionally done.
Granted that some photos can be heavily airbrushed and photoshopped.

I think something that's important is what languages the SP can communicate comfortably in are.

Also good info to mention. Can’t hurt! Language barriers can be challenging!

I will disagree with the ladies on the price thing.
I understand why they would not want you to put price in there, and I understand that it can be a pain in the ass for them, but the reviews are not being written for them, they're being written for the guys, who absolutely want to know what the monetary considerations are. Every guy reading the review is going to want to know what current pricing is.

Good point that the reviews are written for guys and I agree!

However, I believe that reaching out is a minimum a guy can do to find this out on their own. If he’s really interested he will take the time to reach out after having read reviews - since he’s already expecting to invest monetarily.
Sometimes by sending them our “menus” / donations / restrictions - he can get complete and updated infos rather than just one price / restriction mentioned. He’ll get the whole ensemble and confirm for himself.
Prices may change or an SP may add or retract services. It can get really confusing.
Reaching out can also give him a sense / feel of our personality through text and reassure him. Especially if he’s new in the game.

 

[urquell]

However, I believe that reaching out is a minimum a guy can do to find this out on their own. If he’s really interested he will take the time to reach out after having read reviews - since he’s already expecting to invest monetarily.
Sometimes by sending them our “menus” / donations / restrictions - he can get complete and updated infos rather than just one price / restriction mentioned. He’ll get the whole ensemble and confirm for himself.
Prices may change or an SP may add or retract services. It can get really confusing.
Reaching out can also give him a sense / feel of our personality through text and reassure him. Especially if he’s new in the game.

The flip side to this, of course, is that if the guy knows what the ball park range is for pricing then he won't be a time waster for the ladies having to make inquiries for something he isn't willing to pay. Guys usually describe in a decent review some basic idea of the services they received. I have saved a ton of time (and conversely the lady's time) by not having to inquire and get into a back and forth over something I know I wouldn't pay. I think that's good for both sides, but I also see why you might like to have a shot at the client yourself too. It certainly can't hurt.

Many photos taken are from professional photoshoots and are very glam. Sometimes guys think “she’s not like the pics” and expect us to look exactly like the pics. The photos look more “done up”, makeup & hair professionally done.
Granted that some photos can be heavily airbrushed and photoshopped.

Guys understand this. They know that the photos will be optimized, or may not be the girl in question at all but someone closely resembling her. They also know that some photos may have been taken a long time ago but will be the same girl. This will come up in reviews. It's really more about knowing that the pics aren't fake and are representative of the girl they expect to see, and significant variations will be commented on. Nobody really expects to see the ultra super photo-shopped girl that's in the pics (well, beyond the rawest of rookies anyway).

 

[Julia Sky]

The flip side to this, of course, is that if the guy knows what the ball park range is for pricing then he won't be a time waster for the ladies having to make inquiries for something he isn't willing to pay.

Not really, that's my point. Every now and then I get texts from people who think they can afford my services only to end up being a waste of everyone's time or worse, they proceed to call me a scammer. Because they could afford my services in 2017 and don't understand why they're now more expensive than what they read in a review. Not everyone has the common sense of checking review dates or understanding that our rates and services offered can change over the years.

Most of us list our rates somewhere and if we don't it's probably better to ask than to rely on a review.

 

[Valentina]

@Julia Sky report the review and ask for mod to delete it because the price is no longer relevant. What a headache!

 

[Valentina]

I can understand that TOFTT is cool but what’s taking 2 min to contact a SP? The guy is clearly interested in her profile if he’s reading her reviews - that’s his last step before contacting her. Whether he knows the price or not - she’s gonna end up telling him anyways when he reaches out. Maybe he has a roster and a brief exchange with a SP can help him make a better decision based off the vibe he gets, which is priceless

Also, people can be so lazy and not do the work. I don’t want users to coddle others either. People need to click buttons and learn how the platform works so they can also pay it forward eventually.

Needless to say, the efforts or lack thereof will transpire through his texts. If his introduction is shitty - chances are he won’t get an answer from me.

We also get the final say if we wanna see someone.

 

[Fradi]

I doubt too many people rely so heavily on reviews to begin with.
My approach is simple, too many negative reviews and I will pass on that lady, why waste my time on maybe they were wrong, there are more than enough to choose from.
If I like the look of someone and I want to see them then positive reviews simply serve as a starting point for me to do my own research.
This will include her web sight, the vibe I get from her Twitter postings. I will definitely ask the 2 ladies I have been seeing for many years about her ( luckily neither is the jealous type and know that I will keep seeing them) I value their opinion.
Once everything falls in line then I will contact her and see how the first communication whether through email or text goes.

Basically I use reviews much more to rule someone out and not waste my time than to rely solely on them to see her.

 

[Valentina]

@Fradi you’re just too big brained.

 

[Julia Sky]

@Julia Sky report the review and ask for mod to delete it because the price is no longer relevant. What a headache!

Nah it was the first review in the thread if I remember correctly, so my entire thread would disappear. Lol!!

 

[Valentina]

Nah it was the first review in the thread if I remember correctly, so my entire thread would disappear. Lol!!

They can edit it.
I just got a mod on TERB to take out my link to my online stuff out of the 1st review there. Write to Mod20 he can definitely help. Just say can you please edit the price out? It has changed and leads to confusion.

 

[Johnny test]

vibe

First thanks for all the feedback , i think what you call "vibe" is what i call "Fit/connection", basically was there something going on or was it a fuck-n-go kind of deal. I know some people aren't particularly looking for this but it is of major importance to me and as i said it is a subjective list.

 

[Johnny test]

They can edit it.
I just got a mod on TERB to take out my link to my online stuff out of the 1st review there. Write to Mod20 he can definitely help. Just say can you please edit the price out? It has changed and leads to confusion.

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correct they can edit a post in a thread or deleting the post and keeping the thread

 

[Valentina]

First thanks for all the feedback , i think what you call "vibe" is what i call "Fit/connection", basically was there something going on or was it a fuck-n-go kind of deal. I know some people aren't particularly looking for this but it is of major importance to me and as i said it is a subjective list.

Oh okay. Vibe for me is like the atmosphere/ setting of the place. Not necessarily connection between two people
muy bien!

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Someone mentions old rates on my review thread as well, which is ok but I think it's important to always look not only at the reviews but at the ads and website before booking a SP because some info could have changed. Our rates change and we sometimes add things to our service and remove things. What acronyms the provider offers and the price can be already found through the SP herself, unless she promised something that she didn't deliver (which may happen because there isn't enough time, poor hygiene or other things like that). I also agree that reviews from 1 to 10 are objectifying and demeaning, and very subjective..

What I've liked seeing in my reviews is people describing my personality, making simple comments on my physical appearance (such as saying I look like my photos because I am face out.. I also agree with someone else saying that most of us have had professional photoshoots and this needs to be taken into consideration when meeting the SP, unless the photos have been HEAVILY edited, which is actually quite common when it comes to the work of boudoir photographers), the atmosphere and quality of service.

Really often people will write a detailed description of everything that happened during the booking, and I think that can be useful if written respectfully because it describes that sessions can vary depending on many factors. For example, a half hour booking will not be the same as a booking involving a 2 hour dinner date and 2 hour gfe session. Each client has different demands, also. I offer certain acronyms that some gentlemen don't ask for.

 

[Valentina]

2 hour dinner date and 2 hour gfe session.

After the dinner date:

 

[Lunaseraphim]

After the dinner date:

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Ass as a snack vs ass for dessert lol