Well, dear friends, I received notice today that my divorce is final, as of this past Tuesday. Congratulations will be accepted here. If any of you wish to toss in a few looneys apiece to help me celebrate with an hour of fun with Ms. Blanche of Montreal Wiener Warmers, I will not refuse.
This just in: Joe.T has graciously offered to match all other donations so that Naughty Mildred can join in with Ms. Blanche in helping me shed the scars of all those years of living hell.
This just in: Joe.T has graciously offered to match all other donations so that Naughty Mildred can join in with Ms. Blanche in helping me shed the scars of all those years of living hell.