Fakes you wish were real...

[General Gonad]

Alright, let's have some fun. There are a bunch of Bait & Switch operators out there, some with amazing, attractive babes urging you to call to get laid. Too bad they're fake. But what if they were real? Who would you love to get in on with? Here are a couple of my favorites:

1) Ginger of Calendar Girls:

http://www.calendargirls.ca/ginger.html

2) Dionne of Escorts-Canada:

http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/frame2?prov=QC&city=Montreal&option=escorts

I would fuck the shit out of both of them!

GG

 

[General Gonad]

Montreal Business Escorts...and Connie!

How can I forget the fake babes from Montreal Business Escorts:

http://www.montrealbusinessescorts.ca/home.htm

That Petra is every man's dream secretary! I can just hear her asking me: "Would you like a blowjob with your coffee?"

Another one that caught my eye a while back was Connie:

http://www.montrealescorts.com/montrealescorts_connie.html

I was so convinced she was the real deal!

 

[chef]

...................

I would fuck the shit out of both of them!

GG

How uncouth !!!

 

[General Gonad]

Lol!

Yes, I am sorry, that wasn't noble English. I would woo both of them!

 

[chef]

Yes, I am sorry, that wasn't noble English. I would woo both of them!

You wood, would you ???

 

[General Gonad]

You wood, would you ???

Yeah baby, I would take out the wood and wood them all night long!

Come on guys, any fake ladies tickle your fancy? Don't be shy if you got caught in a B&S operation...

 

[General Gonad]

Vicky of Montreal Top Independent Escorts

Check out Vicky of Montreal Top Independent Escorts:

http://www.montrealfemaleescorts.com/gallery.html

And they're "verified photos"

If she was the real deal, I would take out a second mortgage!

GG

 

[General Gonad]

Stolen pics of some supermodel Ludmilla Radchenko.
Man now if it was true..... got that awesome Bond Girl look...

OMG...I think I'm going to spank the monkey! What a babe! Who says vodka is their number one export?

GG

 

[General Gonad]

What's going on tonight with you ?

I am horny my love, please excuse my erratic behavior and my inappropriate comments.

 

[General Gonad]

So all that time I was probably conversing with a 4 foot negro from Alabama who pisses into and drinks from the same straw with four bullet scars on her left buttcheek.

Hahahahaha! I can picture some fat mama from Alabama with a Russian accent whispering over the phone: "...you like Russian position?...I will show you how we warm weenies in Siberia!"

 

[chef]

Yeah baby, I would take out the wood and wood them all night long!
.....

In the US there is a military base called Fort Bragg. All they need now at the base is a General Braggart. Would (sic) you consider applying for the post ???

 

[General Gonad]

In the US there is a military base called Fort Bragg. All they need now at the base is a General Braggart. Would (sic) you consider applying for the post ???

LOL! I just finished my 100 push-ups and 400 situps. Now, if I can just get my head out of my ass!

GG

 

[StripperLover]

"Fakes you wish were real..."

Some posters who masquerade as legit and or for intentionally telling half truths, all to be revealed for the bs assholes that they are, in my exposee.

 

[General Gonad]

Some posters who masquerade as legit and or for intentionally telling half truths, all to be revealed for the bs assholes that they are, in my exposee.

LOL! Ain't that the truth...I agree, fake and insincere clients are even worse than fake SPs!

GG

 

[StripperLover]

GG,

I must disagree with you on this one, it's comparable to a photo finish at

Hippodrome de Montréal

& we all know how legit horse racing is in Quebec

 

[towpow8]

How can I forget the fake babes from Montreal Business Escorts:

http://www.montrealbusinessescorts.ca/home.htm

That Petra is every man's dream secretary! I can just hear her asking me: "Would you like a blowjob with your coffee?"

Another one that caught my eye a while back was Connie:

http://www.montrealescorts.com/montrealescorts_connie.html

I was so convinced she was the real deal!

Holy crap! I was just talking with this "Connie" via email! I was about to make an appointment.... her profile has been up since '06 at least! That's one worn-out ho!

I love MERB! (I should have figured her pics were too good to be true.. *sniff*)