Okay, I'll make it more difficult. What do you do if you're not sure if the guy is nuts? You must have to deal with guys like this all the time. I deal with the general public quite a bit and some of my best customers are two quarts short of a gallon. It doesn't make them bad people. But still, I wouldn't want to subject girls to them. What I'm driving at is this: You have to know that a certain percentage of your clientele are just plain fucking nuts. Or weird in an unfathomable way -- everybody knows people like this, right? I deal with the general public all the time, but I don't have to get intimate with them. It must be difficult for a girl to pretend she's into it with a guy who's a wack job.