Good News/Bad News

[Robin]

Oral sex has zero risk of AIDS...
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99991156

though it can cause cancer...
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994712

and it's the ladies who feel happiest afterwards.
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992457

 

[HornyBoy007]

I am just wondering what do these scientists write when they apply for a research grant from the government : Analysis and testing of DATY. Budget : 100 SPs needed over 2 years to undertake the experiments (the researcher volunteers to perform all the experiments by himself, what a devotion!