HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third official language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise are keys to weight loss
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Any other headlines from the "creative minds" of MERB?
Voyager
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third official language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise are keys to weight loss
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Any other headlines from the "creative minds" of MERB?
Voyager
