chef said:
Why don't you offer to paint him another ?
Are you kidding? So he could "accidentally" poke another hole thru it! Forget about it.
BTW, 40 of my works along with those from my talented American cabal are currently on display at the Whitney in NYC thru Jan 28. Then, the exhibit "Picasso and American Art" moves to San Fran and Minneapolis' Walker Art Center. Highly recommended! Disclaimer: The proceeds do not go into my LDH hobby funds.