A few years ago I read that Rush Limbaugh paid Elton John $1,000,000.00 to perform at Rush's wedding which I think was in Florida somewhere. Although Elton John is obviously a very talented musician and conservative Republicans are permitted to like him, I still found it odd that John would play at Rush's wedding. Then I read somewhere that Elton negotiated something else like Rush had to be kind to the gays on his show. Can't remember exactly but when you are Elton in that situation you have to extract concessions and make him put his mouth where his money is.
Porn Escorts' insane prices.....
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Several posters have said they would pay that amount "if they had the money" which is functionally the same as saying they would not pay it.
Are you asking how many of us would be willing to pay that price if we had unlimited disposable income, or are you asking how many of us have actually paid that price and plan to do so in the future. I am totally willing to pay $120,000 for a porsche 911, but the only problem is that I don't have $120,000, so the question is moot.
If you want to know the number of merb members who have both the means and willingness to pay escort prices, I am sure the number is relatively small - is that surprising?
Maria Divina's comments are a very detailed, but it still boils down to escorts will charge what they want and what the market will bear, meanwhile hobbyists will pay what they are willing to pay. Lots of people purchase perfectly fine and reliable Hondas and Toyotas while a small number of drivers splurge on bentleys. This is life.
Wait a minute.....ELTON JOHN IS GAY????
He is married to a man
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/elton-johns-husband-david-furnish-10601741
That is one good indication that he is most probably gay indeed, i would have never suspected
The Elton-Rush negotiation probably went something like this:
Rush: Hi Elton! I would really like you to perform at my private wedding on my Estate in Florida. It would be a great privilige to have you and David as my guests and I will pay you $1,000,000.
Elton: That is very kind of you. But I must ask for one favor as well as the monetary compensation.
Rush: What's that?
Elton: I would like you to suck David's cock while I fuck you in the ass and yell, "liberal whore!!!!!!!"
Rush: Come on, Elton boy. Easy on the envelope pushing. I will give you a million bucks but there will be no gay sex under my roof.
Elton: Okay. Can you say a word or two on your radio program denouncing the absurd conservative agenda against same sex marriage?
Rush: Instead of a denouncement, which would not exactly endear me to my listener base, would you settle for an agreement to refrain from supporting the same sex marriage denouncers?
Elton: How about that, and you anonymously contribute $100,000 to an LGBT rights group or charity group of my choice?
Rush: Done, but totallly anonymous. Anything else you need?
Elton: David and I need a sitter for our poodle, and a pedicurist, and we would like to sleep in your guesthouse if that is okay.
Rush: Done. See you at the wedding Elton, and thanks man.
Rush: Hi Elton! I would really like you to perform at my private wedding on my Estate in Florida. It would be a great privilige to have you and David as my guests and I will pay you $1,000,000.
Elton: That is very kind of you. But I must ask for one favor as well as the monetary compensation.
Rush: What's that?
Elton: I would like you to suck David's cock while I fuck you in the ass and yell, "liberal whore!!!!!!!"
Rush: Come on, Elton boy. Easy on the envelope pushing. I will give you a million bucks but there will be no gay sex under my roof.
Elton: Okay. Can you say a word or two on your radio program denouncing the absurd conservative agenda against same sex marriage?
Rush: Instead of a denouncement, which would not exactly endear me to my listener base, would you settle for an agreement to refrain from supporting the same sex marriage denouncers?
Elton: How about that, and you anonymously contribute $100,000 to an LGBT rights group or charity group of my choice?
Rush: Done, but totallly anonymous. Anything else you need?
Elton: David and I need a sitter for our poodle, and a pedicurist, and we would like to sleep in your guesthouse if that is okay.
Rush: Done. See you at the wedding Elton, and thanks man.
I'm guessing the "Wait a minute. Elton John is gay?" is a joke. Let's do Freddie Mercury or Rob Halford next.
As for the topic, spending a lot of money on an experience with a porn star is a waste of money. I'd probably have more fun with a regular SP. There aren't a lot of substitutes for real love/connection but for sexual gratification, take your pick. More power to the ladies if someone is willing to pay the rate they're asking for. There's always someone willing to pay a premium for whatever product even if it seems like excess to most, be it the new iPhone or something else. A Bugatti & a Camry are as dissimilar as you can get but at the end of it all, both serve the same utility of getting you from point A to point B.
As for the topic, spending a lot of money on an experience with a porn star is a waste of money. I'd probably have more fun with a regular SP. There aren't a lot of substitutes for real love/connection but for sexual gratification, take your pick. More power to the ladies if someone is willing to pay the rate they're asking for. There's always someone willing to pay a premium for whatever product even if it seems like excess to most, be it the new iPhone or something else. A Bugatti & a Camry are as dissimilar as you can get but at the end of it all, both serve the same utility of getting you from point A to point B.
I am sure there is much regret after money is spent for a fantasy porn SP. Especially when most people can not tell anyone about the experience.
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