The dog ate my homework

[Mike Mercury]

The dog ate my homework is the classic (humorous) euphemism for suspiciously fake excuse for not delivering.


Why the indy`s cell phone did not answer or capture messages or return messages excuses are proliferating.
Nieces and nephews hid it.
Dropped in the sink.
Broken view screen.

Why the indy stood up the john.
See cell phone.
Soar throat
Friend-boyfriend-pimp situation

 

[metoo4]

Somebody is in a bad mood tonight...

 

[jippprock]

Don't forget the proverbial car accident excuse.

 

[Mike Mercury]

Somebody is in a bad mood tonight...

bingo bingo bingo

I`m waiting for her story.

 

[Mike Mercury]

Don't forget the proverbial car accident excuse.

Seen that one. But in my case it was a way to garner sympathy and cash. Did not work.

 

[Dee]

Every SP, upon being certified as such, is given 257 grandmothers, so that one can always be sick or just have died as required.

 

[Mike Mercury]

So I got my story. It involves three layers. One why she stood me up. Two why her cell phone was not working. Three why a land line was not practical.

 

[YouVantOption]

So I got my story. It involves three layers. One why she stood me up. Two why her cell phone was not working. Three why a land line was not practical.

And her name is?

 

[Mike Mercury]

Not pertinent. That`s one screwed up cell phone.

 

[YouVantOption]

Not pertinent. That`s one screwed up cell phone.

Of course the name is pertinent. Otherwise, this is a vague story about any one of hundreds of escorts, and casts aspersion on them all. If you have something to say, I encourage you to say it.

 

[Mike Mercury]

I don't think so. I seriously don't believe that I have sullied the reputation of the millions of SPs in the world. This wasn't a review thread it was a what were the excuses thread. And the excuses I've stated I've heard from a half dozen SPs.

 

[Special K]

So you can delete this whole useless thread now then?