Top 10 Things I want in SPs

[evillethings]

These are the TOP 10 Things I look for in a SP.
I seriously thought Breasts were #1, and perhaps they were a decade ago. Today, I find I need a woman with a great face to make the experience a good one. Gone are the days I could have sex with a girl with F'ed up teeth or penciled in brows.

1. - Beautiful face
2. - Age: 18-50 - (ideally 25-32)
3. - Height: 5'4 - 5'11 - (ideally 5'6 - 5'9)
4. - Style
5. - Professional Attitude + Experience
6. - Lingerie
7. - Wet anything... everything
8. - Natural B-C Cup
9. - Curves in the right places (hips AKA side-handles)
10. - Smell good (fruity or a killr perfume)

The TOP 5 are almost MUST HAVES for me these days.

Bonus Points:
* Can tell me something interesting about her travels...
* Natural Redhead
* No hair extensions (c'mon WTF is with that stuff???)
* Stunning Eyes
* Health professional
* Gymnast
* Glasses
* Do a little dance
* Costume/Lingerie change during session
* SP Name: Lexi, Sasha, Geneviève, Jade ... TBD

 

[Aeolus]

No hair extensions (c'mon WTF is with that stuff???)

Natural hair definitely is a plus. A lot of SPs have hair that feels terrible (extension thing-a-ma-bobs, hair spray, spooge from the previous customer, etc.). Maybe it's their way of keeping our hands off of their heads. It's really kind of disappointing to have smoother feeling hair than a woman.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Top one thing I look for in an sp

A good time

 

[hungry101]

10. To look as good or better in person than her picture
9. To wear that sexy outfit that she wore in her pictures
8. To arrive within 20 minutes of our scheduled time
7. To not have black teeth
6. To not show up at the door with a thug "That handles the money"
5. To live up to the bargin and not run out the door after I orgasm so she can turn another trick
4. To not beg for a tip or worse stay around and demand a tip
3. To not ask for a tip prior to providing the service
2. To not have a STD
1. To not remove her sexy tube mini bra and thong only to reveal boy tits and a cock

 

[sweetwater]

I know evil started this with the top ten, and I can understand why most of them, but I'm going to agree with rumples and add one more. A good time is one thing I like from an SP, but the one thing I want most in an SP is my wiener.... I know.... kinda lame. Oh well...
Sweetwater

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

I know evil started this with the top ten

True, he did. And what a bizarre top ten it is. Do you realize, EE, than none of your top ten, or even the bonus items, said anything, not one word about the girl's warmth, charm, and/or personality?

Yes, looks are important to me, but if she hasn't got some spark, some humanity, a sense of humor, what's the point?

 

[evillethings]

... but the one thing I want most in an SP is my wiener... kinda lame ...

lame yes, but that answer had me laughin' + in tears! That's a zinger! It really is the little things in life that count... LOL ... OK - nobody go off taking that personally now, OK!?

 

[evillethings]

...what a bizarre top ten it is. Do you realize ... none of your top ten, or even the bonus items, said anything, not one word about the girl's warmth, charm, and/or personality?...

How many times have we told u not to stand up in a boat Rump. You're rockin' it... haha

True, I didn't mention those specific qualities/traits but to be quite frank, I think I bring those qualities out in most SPs I choose to meet... also I can't say I look for a short list of personality traits (ie. warmth, creative, calm, outgoing, etc.), I simply go with the flow and really believe it's a fun discovery process.

Of course, my #5 criteria for SPs - "Professional Attitude + Experience" - acts as a blank criteria and implies the lady has the ability to act/play her part and be GFE.

I like your addition: A Good Time! Definitely man!

 

[evillethings]

...4. To not beg for a tip or worse stay around and demand a tip
...
1. To not remove her sexy tube mini bra and thong only to reveal boy tits and a cock

hungry101, I had a lady asking for a tip non-stop one time... she was from a B&S agency in Toronto, she dialed in the service and it got sad with the repeated asking ... agreed, really big turn off. As soon as I hear/read about a girl doing that, her agency is off my TDL.

Your #1, scary... just plain scary. Hope that hasn't happened to you.

 

[CLAVIE]

These are the TOP 10 Things I look for in a SP.
I seriously thought Breasts were #1, and perhaps they were a decade ago. Today, I find I need a woman with a great face to make the experience a good one. Gone are the days I could have sex with a girl with F'ed up teeth or penciled in brows.

1. - Beautiful face
2. - Age: 18-50 - (ideally 25-32)
3. - Height: 5'4 - 5'11 - (ideally 5'6 - 5'9)
4. - Style
5. - Professional Attitude + Experience
6. - Lingerie
7. - Wet anything... everything
8. - Natural B-C Cup
9. - Curves in the right places (hips AKA side-handles)
10. - Smell good (fruity or a killr perfume)

The TOP 5 are almost MUST HAVES for me these days.

Bonus Points:
* Can tell me something interesting about her travels...
* Natural Redhead
* No hair extensions (c'mon WTF is with that stuff???)
* Stunning Eyes
* Health professional
* Gymnast
* Glasses
* Do a little dance
* Costume/Lingerie change during session
* SP Name: Lexi, Sasha, Geneviève, Jade ... TBD

Fuck! You asked too much, so what a perfect girl. In front you the girl who also want you possess the same top 10.

1.- Beautiful face.
2.- Age: 18-50 - (ideally 25-32)
3.- Height: 5'4 - 5'11 - (ideally 5'6 - 5'9)
4.- Style
5.- Professional Attitude + Experience
6.- Lingerie
7.- Wet anything... everything
8.- Gorgeous
9.- Curves in the right places (hips AKA side-handles)
10.- Smell good (fruity or a killr perfume)

 

[evillethings]

Fuck! You asked too much, so what a perfect girl. In front you the girl who also want possess the same top 10.

CLAVIE, I wouldn't ask for these things if I couldn't deliver most from my end...
Of course I can't do two of those items #6, Lingerie is unconfortable but I got nice undies. As for #8, Cup size - unfortunately I'm not even an A-cup, but if a lady wants B-C cups on me, I wouldn't want to see that lady know what I mean.

Check ... 1.- Beautiful face.
Check ... 2.- Age: 18-50 - (ideally 25-32)
Check ... 3.- Height: 5'4 - 5'11 - (ideally 5'6 - 5'9)
Check ... 4.- Style
Check ... 5.- Professional Attitude + Experience
Maybe Check ... 6.- Lingerie
Check - CLAVIE asked ... 7.- Wet anything... everything
Fail ... 8.- Natural B-C Cup
Check ... 9.- Curves in the right places (hips AKA side-handles)
Check ... 10.- Smell good (fruity or a killr perfume)

1 Out. Next batter...

 

[evillethings]

Though I do fit most of my own criteria... and agree it's subjective, I think if you hobby and you see more than a handful of SPs per month, it's helpful to have a checklist to avoid impulse shopping and booking someone blindly. Doing that has lead to B&S agencies, ladies that had no business being in the business showing up, me not bothering with research to ensure a higher success/finish rate for a session, etc. Happened more often than I'd like to remember earlier in my hobbying "career".

Afterall, if you have FWBs, 1 or more hands with a strong wrist + other options for blowin' a load, you'd expect more when you call an SP. That's how I see it, but definitely more power to those who have low-to-no requirements other than "2-3 holes."

 

[hungry101]

hungry101, I had a lady asking for a tip non-stop one time... she was from a B&S agency in Toronto, she dialed in the service and it got sad with the repeated asking ... agreed, really big turn off. As soon as I hear/read about a girl doing that, her agency is off my TDL..

I have had them ask for tip prior to service and after. Recently in Italy a Russian SWl demand a tip after our session. I explained her service was nothing special I paid her her asking price without haggleing. I lived up to my end of the bargin and I explained that she said an hour it was more like a half hour. She said the hour included the bar where I was buying her expensive drinks. I bought you drinks in the bar etc etc. She wouldnt leave. Next she grabed a beer from the mini bar. I grabed a beer from the mini bar and I joined her. I said good, now I'll get my hour. She sat for 15 minutes and then she left. Fuck her. She is not getting a tip.

Your #1, scary... just plain scary. Hope that hasn't happened to you.

Ahhhh! I see you have never hobbied in Thailand. In Thailand I beleive this is a fairly common occurance. No, it was not the highlight of my hobbying career. In Thailand, if they look too good to be true they probably are LBs. I gave her her money and sent her on her way. And no I did not give her the cab fare she asked for.

 

[st-cum]

I noticed clean plate isn't on any of the lists above. I guess its not a dealbreaker then! Frankly I'm indifferent

 

[evillethings]

Ahhhh! I see you have never hobbied in Thailand. In Thailand I beleive this is a fairly common occurance. No, it was not the highlight of my hobbying career. In Thailand, if they look too good to be true they probably are LBs. I gave her her money and sent her on her way. And no I did not give her the cab fare she asked for.

Sheeesh, think I'll cross that country off my Hobbying TDL.
I haven't evolved my game to the point of hobbying outside of our country. Whenever I'm aboard I go old school when I have the opportunity... it's nice to mix in the original game of bar, lounge, hotel, conference pick-up.

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Rump + Blues - had to think about your comment...

A good time

Yup, me too

...and whether it applied to me in my hobbying. Overall Yes, I like having a good time. But I'm thinking it's not a top 10 requirement for me. I'm more about exploration and discovery so if I don't have a good time but learn something new like Most ladies have no clue vaginas come in different shapes, sizes and looks and placements??? - backloaders don't realize front-loaders exist and vice versa, crazy! So even if I don't click with the woman, or get a shot off, or think the woman is attractive, I can still chalk it up to learning experience even if I don't end the session with a smile.

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I noticed clean plate isn't on any of the lists above. I guess its not a dealbreaker then! Frankly I'm indifferent

I'm indfferent to that as well... in fact I'm starting to think I'm indifferent to breasts during 1hr session since I'm working on the ass, hips and Y that I dont have time or the attention span for breasts.