I just thought of a very funny experience that happened to me when I was about 18 yo... I had parked my car in a remote alley that was pitch black. I was having wild sex with my girlfriend and we were both completely naked. She was on her knees giving me a while I was sitting and while I was doing the `Vulcan grip` (an expression of mine that describes when you`re fingering a girl with 2 fingers at the same time in each hole, so a total total of 4 fingers from the same hand).
At one point, I see this light hovering on the dashboard and it took me a few seconds to realize that it was coming from a flashlight. Someone knocked on the window that was tinted and yelled `Police, open up!`. I stopped my girlfriend and opened the passenger window. The policeman`s first question was to ask my girlfriend if the sex was consensual... (WTF?!) I took my hand that was in my girlfriend`s private parts just moments before, hence the wrinkled skin, and I shoved it in the Policeman`s face, almost right under his nose to make him smell it, and asked him : `What do you think?`. He replied `ok smart ass, thanks for the nice show but get dressed and find another spot or go rent a room`. That was it, no ticket, no nothing, he just left and I closed the window. My girlfriend smacked me on the head and yelled `what the hell were you thinking?` to which I replied, `don`t worry, he probably had time to masturbate to completion before he came to talk to us...