A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
Ok, now here is my report.
1) a week ago when I was in Kiev, Ukraine have found Vika on some Russian website. Called her mobile and agreed for the meeting in her apartment near Politeh metro station. The picture is false. I met completely another girl but decided to stay. Apartment was very dirty. The girl I stayed with weighted approx 65 kg, she tried to do her best but it was visibly simulated and completely not stimulant. When ‘Vika’ turned backwards for doggy-style I realized her vagina smelled. yuk…
We agreed for 1 hour but I could stay there only 20 minutes (couldn’t stand more)
Complete waste of money.
2) later on decided to call www.gia.com.ua as they are famous for girls’ real photos (I’m fed up with pretties on the pics and uglies in reality). I have chosen Vlada (she’s very new). We spent 2 hours in their apartment. It’s clean and furnished, although theres’s one minus – it is not in the center. I liked Vlada, she’s really fresh and never worked as a call-girl before. Nice young body. Recommended.
Last edited by femaleluver2; 04-27-2007 at 01:40 PM.