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    2008: Who Needs Escorts Anymore!

    Molded directly from Jenna, her perfect ass and pussy have been recreated to the most minute detail. Now the experience of fucking this doll-faced goddess has been transferred into a real doll with the following:
    • Wireless vibrating ultra soft mouth for your pleasure
    • Amazing life-like skin
    • Solid head inflatable body
    • Removable pussy and ass
    • Breasts with life-like nipples
    • Long flowing blonde hair
    • Life-like hands and feet
    • Hold up to 300 pounds
    • Moveable arms You will fall in love the first time you touch her! Doll requires two AA size batteries, not included.

    Prepare to be blown away by The Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll™

    Only $249.99, Shipping and Handling Extra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    Only $249.99, Shipping and Handling Extra.
    Sounds like a good deal... though "some raw, warm calve's liver" would be an even better deal!
    Last edited by Agrippa; 01-01-2008 at 02:27 AM.
    Amantes sunt amentes.

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    The Japanese have a real sense of humor

    or slavery.
    They have a robot that has the skin texture and warmth and weight of a real live woman,
    it also talks and responds by facial manerisms to words of kindness or cruelty.
    (This is no bull, the photo of this thing is shockingly real)
    Hey but making a woman come is the whole purpose!!!!!!!!!
    Screwing your favorrite pornstar in a Star Trek Holodeck is cybermasturbtion, not sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeeCupRider
    You have got to be joking.
    Professor Montana is a very serious man. He doesn't trifle when discussing carnal necessity.
    The mounties always get their man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazingerz
    Les seules qui valent la peine ce sont des RealDoll mais c'est extrêmement cher
    Mazingerz,
    Un potte friqué s'était acheté le "real doll'. Vraiment bein fait.
    Personnellement, si j'en avais les moyens, j'acheterai ca pour ma
    collection d'objets Hi Tech ;^ ..rien de plus ..je le jure
    Pour etre franc avec toi, ca demeure un gadget inutile en ce sens que
    l'interraction sexuelle est ce qui rester de plus naturelle/humaine.
    DENISE MILANI REDEFINES HOTNESS! !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrippa
    Sounds like a good deal... though "some raw, warm calve's liver" would be an even better deal!
    Have you seen any recent pictures of Jenna Jameson? I think the calf's liver would actually be an improvement on the real JJ right now! She has really destroyed her body. It's sad to see.
    And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee
    They are already working on Model II - it's called - "The Wife Model"...it's even more life like... it has instant headaches when you are horny, its "monthlies" last all year long, it calls you a sex fiend if you want it at least once a year, and again batteries are not included... but the batteries can't be bought in Canada.
    And it costs a whole lot more too!

    Seriously though, sex 'cures' headaches. Endorphins (an opioid... yes, like morphine) are released while having sex and can help manage pain. "I have a headache" should be an invitation rather than a hindrance.
    Amantes sunt amentes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techman
    Have you seen any recent pictures of Jenna Jameson? I think the calf's liver would actually be an improvement on the real JJ right now! She has really destroyed her body. It's sad to see.
    Indeed. Not particularly recently, but the last time I did, I had already come to the conclusion that she was past her prime.
    Amantes sunt amentes.

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    The escort of the future...lol

    Gents,
    He..he..in a long term (I know, very very long term..future)..who knows...a bit like robots have stolen the jobs of lots of human...those dolls may be the next big threat for our beloved escorts.
    Last edited by montreal_monk01; 01-01-2008 at 06:53 PM.
    DENISE MILANI REDEFINES HOTNESS! !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techman
    Have you seen any recent pictures of Jenna Jameson? I think the calf's liver would actually be an improvement on the real JJ right now! She has really destroyed her body. It's sad to see.
    Indeed...

    For the nostalgics, this is probably why a Virtual Jenna has been created...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    Molded directly from Jenna, her perfect ass and pussy have been recreated to the most minute detail. Now the experience of fucking this doll-faced goddess has been transferred into a real doll with the following:
    • Wireless vibrating ultra soft mouth for your pleasure
    • Amazing life-like skin
    • Solid head inflatable body
    • Removable pussy and ass
    • Breasts with life-like nipples
    • Long flowing blonde hair
    • Life-like hands and feet
    • Hold up to 300 pounds
    • Moveable arms You will fall in love the first time you touch her! Doll requires two AA size batteries, not included.

    Prepare to be blown away by The Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll™

    Only $249.99, Shipping and Handling Extra.
    Yeah but is she GFE?
    Confucius say: Man who take woman into house on side of hill - not on level.

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    I'd say the inflatable one looks probably more real than the live one at this time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by metoo4
    I'd say the inflatable one looks probably more real than the live one at this time...
    I wonder if she'll wind up with "parts" trouble like the greatest weirdo of all, Michael Jacskon who had "lip trouble" after his lip fell off when his son punched him (don't ask why... ) and he needed "emergency" surgery ...

    http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/12...gency-surgery/

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    Wink Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll: Heaven Awaits Me!

    I was worn out, bored, depressed... I also had the shits and a rash so I booked Jenna Jameson Extreme Fuckdoll for a mellow session. We chatted a lot about reviews, the tyranny of GFE, the biz, delusional clients... Jenna Fuckdoll comes with an air pump and so does my ego.

    I'm always well-groomed and only wear designer clothes. Clearance Sales is my favourite designer. I had my trousers scotchguarded for the occasion because women seem to have this thing about spilling wine on me. I wonder why.

    Jenna Fuckdoll hates it when guys read reviews and expect the exact same service. She admitted that only a few privileged clients, including myself, get the platonic treatment. "I'm no social worker, she said, I wanna be fucked"; in fact, she hates 1 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs but she loves 2 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs.

    As far as details, I will only share that she is one of the best sessions I ever had and while I loved inflating Jenna Fuckdoll , she is so much more than that. A real dream doll but just remember, she is only plastic extrusion.

    Merci beaucoup ma belle, t'es super fine pis t'es cute à mort pis c'est pas grave si t'as les dents croches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggy Montana
    I was worn out, bored, depressed... I also had the shits and a rash so I booked Jenna Jameson Extreme Fuckdoll for a mellow session. We chatted a lot about reviews, the tyranny of GFE, the biz, delusional clients... Jenna Fuckdoll comes with an air pump and so does my ego.

    I'm always well-groomed and only wear designer clothes. Clearance Sales is my favourite designer. I had my trousers scotchguarded for the occasion because women seem to have this thing about spilling wine on me. I wonder why.

    Jenna Fuckdoll hates it when guys read reviews and expect the exact same service. She admitted that only a few privileged clients, including myself, get the platonic treatment. "I'm no social worker, she said, I wanna be fucked"; in fact, she hates 1 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs but she loves 2 hour sessions with edgy guys who obsess over MSOGs.

    As far as details, I will only share that she is one of the best sessions I ever had and while I loved inflating Jenna Fuckdoll , she is so much more than that. A real dream doll but just remember, she is only plastic extrusion.

    Merci beaucoup ma belle, t'es super fine pis t'es cute à mort pis c'est pas grave si t'as les dents croches...
    I'll bet you think you're special to her, you delusional fool. I hope she didn't give you her phone number.

    Let me tell you something, pal. Fuckdolls only want one thing. (I wish I knew what that was. ) If you're clean, well-groomed, and wear some nasty smelling cologne that smells like you work in a laboratory, you'll get the same extra-special service that I do, especially if you can drag it out of her that she hates being a fuckdoll.

    Next time, may I suggest you try Chatty Cathy?
    Last edited by rumpleforeskiin; 01-23-2008 at 11:35 AM.
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