2008: Who Needs Escorts Anymore!

[z/m(Ret)]

SP Extreme Hand Prosthesis (TM)!

Struggling with self-esteem issues? Consumed by a strong desire to feel dirty and feel loathing while with the ladies but worried that your pecker might fail you again?

We have the solution:

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The EXTREME SP HAND PROSTHESIS (TM)!

Molded directly from Paris of Montreal XXXtase, her hands have been recreated to the most minute detail.

The experience of holding her hand has been transferred into a real SP Hand Prosthesis.

From the makers of EmpathyDoll (TM), the doll that says exactly what you want to hear.

Only $360 (specify "right" or "left"), Shipping and Handling Extra. Birth Certificate and Hand Sanitizer not included.

 

[naughtylady]

I am having a bit of insomnia so I decide to come catch up on what is new here at MERB....

Now I will definitely not fall back too sleep! ROFLMAO

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Regular Guy]

This is bad!

I will be starting a collection to send Ziggy to "Groaners Anonymous" after this one:

Originally Posted by Regular Guy
Of course we could all go over to try Ziggy's new agency but we have to make him promise not to let the air out of our dates before the hour is up.lol
Exsqueeze me but all my dolls are airtight and shock test approved per MIL-S-901...

BTW, helium instead of air is worth the extra $50 if you're looking for an elevating experience.

 

[korbel]

Warning

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Hello Ziggy,

I warned you not to leave the girls alone with your father. The horny bastard already has his hand going up Chanelle's dress. You know you can't trust him. You should have learned after your goat ran away. I know dad has needs, but at least he should have realized how special your relationship was with Billie.

Tragic,

Korbel

 

[incognito_NYC]

Something to ponder ... or maybe not ;-D

I wonder if she'll wind up with "parts" trouble like the greatest weirdo of all, Michael Jacskon who had "lip trouble" after his lip fell off when his son punched him (don't ask why... ) and he needed "emergency" surgery ...

Just imagine a humanoid robotic version of an erotic doll with interchangeable parts.

Sort of like Mr. PotatoHead

 

[z/m(Ret)]

There's 'humour' and then there's 'bad taste'

t76

Disturbing, isn't it?

Hello Ziggy,

I warned you not to leave the girls alone with your father. The horny bastard already has his hand going up Chanelle's dress. You know you can't trust him. You should have learned after your goat ran away. I know dad has needs, but at least he should have realized how special your relationship was with Billie.

Tragic,

Korbel

Yeah, my father is an insensitive fuck worse than me but - WRONG! - this is not the hobbyist.

 

[z/m(Ret)]

"One-Hit-Wonder Goo Goo Doll" recall notification

The Canadian Product Safety Commission is notifying sex workers that the Sycophant Corporation is recalling all One-Hit-Wonder Goo Goo Doll (OHWGGD) manufactured between 1968 and 1975. Cases of internal short circuit without warning, resulting in failure to deliver an erection when needed were reported.

The OHWGGD is also subject to different failures, resulting in the doll pathologically repeating itself (echolalia) -- which could lead to serious, life-threatening boredom for sex workers.

Finally, there was one case reported of a malfunction which resulted in the OHWGGD to obsessively punch numbers on a dial pad. Over two hundred escorts changed their phone numbers suspected to be associated with this malfunction.