Hey I'm late coming back to read Merb but I had to say it :

Please !!! don't erase the 'Emergency help please' thread that you Mods just recently closed.

It's one of the wackiest thread I ever read so far.

It really cracked me up and I started to laugh so much I spilled all my beer

I can't tell you how much it made me feel good after all the sh*t I have been through lately...this was so funny !

Have fun ! all fo you !!! and please keep those thread coming !!!