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    Lap Of Luxury

    This is totally off topic but I found this catchy pop song could say something about the hobby, even if it's from a male perspective...

    Sittin' In The Lap Of Luxury
    Artist: Louie Louie

    -verse 1-
    This is how it started, rather how it all began,
    You see, I was an ugly duckling, only half a man,
    I didn't think I would find a girl,
    The kind that would rock my world,
    So I kept on searchin, always felt the hurtin,

    Temptation got the best of me,
    Temptation said, boy be who you want to be,
    So I started, chargin by the hour, for my love power,
    And then, me-myself and I, a regular ladies' guy,

    -chorus-
    Sittin in the lap, sittin in the lap,
    Sittin in the lap of luxury, sure feels good to me.
    Sittin in the lap, sittin in the lap,
    Sittin in the lap of luxury, sure feels good to me.
    Sittin in the lap, sittin in the lap,
    Sittin in the lap of luxury, sure feels good to me.

    -verse 2-
    Luxury found me, in just the nick of time,
    I was runnin out of patience, on my last dime,
    A magical shower in the middle of the day,
    She turned out my senses, washed my blues away.

    Luxury got the best of me,
    Luxury said boy be who you want to be,
    I never charged her by the hour, my love power,
    I love her big green eyes, I'll always stand beside her,

    Sittin in the lap, sittin in the lap,
    Sittin in the lap of luxury, sure feels good to me.
    Sittin in the lap, sittin in the lap,
    Sittin in the lap of luxury, sure feels good to me.
    Sittin in the lap, sittin in the lap,
    Sittin in the lap of luxury, sure feels good to me.

    It don't matter, how we met, where we slept,
    Who we knew before,
    I'm your Romeo, you're Juliet,
    There's nothing I want more
    Than to honor you, cherish you,
    Tell me what have you got to lose,
    The moral of the story is gigolos,
    Gigolos get lonely too.
    Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
    Futurama

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    You want me to get sued!?!?

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