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    Smile Great new weight loss diet

    At Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for a girlfriend's dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? :? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

    Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it from someone else. But it's still funny!
    And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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    C'mon you're just trying to hide the fact that you really eat them while trying to know if anybodys thought about it !

    I mean, why else would you start a thread on this instead of putting it in the joke section ?

    Come to think of it, I guess you're really are saying the thruth and copied this from a Leafs fan !

    Now, where was I... ah yes ! got what I wanted to know about MGF and... I'm out !
    No sense of staying out here for hours like the 3 stooges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentle View Post
    C'mon you're just trying to hide the fact that you really eat them while trying to know if anybodys thought about it !

    You missed the real reason for the story. He likes poodles and used the dog food poison as an excuse to the judge to explain his poodle love to get bail. Techman, that must have been some damn hot poodle.

    Happy hunting.


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