Review rating system

[Lionelmessi]

Since you’re such a fan of ass kissing and licking up to service providers, too bad your gentleman manners don’t seem to apply when it comes to members. I can't help but wonder if I was wearing a skirt and a wig, would you still have the same disrespectful attitude?

Wow. Resorting to skirts and wigs now? That’s your idea of an argument? Impressive. Nothing says: I’ve run out of valid points, like dragging in sexist hypotheticals to play the victim.

If you think respect is something owed to you just for posting, maybe stop acting like a parody of yourself. You don’t get to whine about being treated unfairly while lobbing petty insults and trying to derail every conversation that doesn’t go your way.

If your reviews were half as solid as your victim complex, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

And as if that wasn’t enough, each review thread ends up cluttered with you and a handful of others exchanging fake congratulations like it’s some kind of private fan club. That’s not community engagement it’s noise, and it pushes real discussion out.

Your contribution to this thread? Oh, just a chaotic blend of irrelevant rambling, emotional outbursts, and self-glorifying monologues. If the goal was to derail the conversation and drown it in noise, mission accomplished. From the beginning, it’s been less about discussion and more about sabotaging the thread before anyone dares hold you accountable and frankly it’s pathetic.

You’ve still ignored the real issues: the way you refer to women as files, the fact that your reviews read more like personal fantasies than actual reports, and how every single one follows the exact same structure, tone, and pacing, like they were written by AI.

That level of copy-paste uniformity doesn’t scream genuine contribution, it screams automation and detachment.

And now, after all the drama about being “done writing reviews,” it’s obvious you’re just laying the groundwork to walk that back and spin it like you’re doing the community a favour. It’s not integrity, it’s ego. And frankly, it’s getting old.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

I hope everyone here always loves their job as blue knights, red knights, orange knights, green knights, and purple knights, and avoid complaining about all the annoying (but gorgeous and smart and kind) princesses they have to deal with

Have a fabulous day and week!

 

[Valentina]

and avoid complaining about all the annoying (but gorgeous and smart and kind) princesses they have to deal with

✨ jE nE tRavAiLLe pAs ✨
❤️ jE suiS uNe PriNcESsE ❤️

 

[Fradi]

Are you replying to your own posts on purpose?

Someone has to.
There is always AI I suppose.

 

[Fradi]

I hope everyone here always loves their job as blue knights, red knights, orange knights, green knights, and purple knights, and avoid complaining about all the annoying (but gorgeous and smart and kind) princesses they have to deal with

Have a fabulous day and week!

There is a difference about complaining about your job and complaining about the people you encounter in your job.
I didn’t always like visiting a certain country because of accommodations, food, hygiene but the people I encountered were great they were just unfortunate to live in such poverty and to be paid next to nothing.

 

[Flyingby]

@Obvio-0bvio
This is a review thread about improving reviews on a review board

Out of the hundreds of girls you have reviewed, maybe 1 has gained some traction. Most of that traction is you defending your review when something negative is said. Or you congratulating the person on having seen the girl and praising yourself in the process.

Your sole goal is to increase the pages and then take credit for her fake popularity

If anything; you discourage new members from writing their own honest review. And you mislead them into booking girls with your generic reviews
You have yet to write a bad review. Even the greatest of SP have a few of them.
You say you want to help the community and make it bigger yet everything screams fake with no scores under 8.5.

As others have said. I stay away from any girl you review.
Not worth the risk. When someone says “trust me” as the basis of an argument. I tend not to

Your defense has been name calling and belittling members who have called you out.
If you read my post. Nothing bad was said about you as a person
They are all recommendations to improve your reputation as a reviewer

 

[Julia Sky]

Wow, thank you so much for your comment, but now I must clarify and defend my position. it's truly inspiring how you managed to dismiss all my reviews as if they didn't matter at all, along with the effort and time I put into them. Honestly, to come here and claim that if it's not me writing reviews, then someone else is, is completely off the mark. Wake up, darling. Reviews are dying on this forum, and if you actually took the time to look, you'd see that most discussions are just inquiries about the menu rather than genuine reviews. They are maybe 100 to 150 active members contributing reviews on a regular basis and considering there are 140,000 registered members, your assumption that someone else is filling in for me is simply delusional. You have a funny way of seeing things. Most members here just read reviews to get information for their best interests and then have nothing to give back to the community. Instead, they spend their time stirring up drama in the lounge, distracting from those who genuinely contribute.But honestly, it's disappointing to see how much unnecessary drama has taken over the lounge section and people seem to have forgotten the real purpose of this forum.

That's a LOT of words to say you think you're the greatest gift to this forum. Let me reiterate : you really, really are not. Nobody is. We're all just people, man.

 

[Julia Sky]

.I can’t help but laugh because I see through you, you’re a bunch of keyboard geeks with no lives, pretending to be cool behind your screens. Your entire existence revolves around this forum, desperately needing it to feel alive

Very rich coming from the guy who acts like merb is on life support and he's the hero that cares for it lol. Very rich coming from the guy who said he has a very rich social life... with providers... and acted like everyone must be so jealous.

 

[Lionelmessi]

Your defense has been name calling and belittling members who have called you out.

29 excepts from @Obvio-0bvio “defense” in his 20 public posts on this thread

• Keep your stupid comments to yourself”
• “You’re not in the same league”
• “You’re only here to challenge members or make irrelevant posts”
• “You bring nothing to Merb but negativity”
• “Clowns who talk trash about me”
• “You’re nothing but pathetic hypocrites”
• “Probably just overweight, old frustrated guys hiding behind a screen”
• “Keyboard geeks with no lives”
• “You must be really unhappy and miserable with yourself”
• “Find someone else to bully”
• “You don’t write any reviews and you’re simply a character on this forum”
• “Your entire existence revolves around this forum”
• “Thanks for the free laugh”
• “Honestly, I really can’t be bothered to read your novels”
• “What an epic adventure being a character behind a screen!”
• “It’s hilarious how all you clowns… bring nothing but negativity”
• “I couldn’t care less what Beavis and Butthead think”
• “If I was wearing a skirt and a wig, would you still have the same disrespectful attitude?”
• “You don’t understand what you’re talking about”
• “The character you’re trying to portray is just an illusion meant to boost your ego”
• “I wouldn’t even bother giving you the time of day”
• “They attempt to make you look stupid in public”
• “Rotten apples… ruined it for everyone”
• “You probably wouldn’t show up because the character you portray is fake”
• “Most members just read and have nothing to give back”
• “You’re desperate to feel alive”
• “People like you should be ashamed”
• “Shame on you for ruining this for others”
• “if you choose to join those clowns who target members, be prepared to face the same treatment”

Everyone deserves to participate here without being insulted, mocked, or belittled. Whether on this thread or in any other forum.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

That's a LOT of words to say you think you're the greatest gift to this forum. Let me reiterate : you really, really are not. Nobody is. We're all just people, man.

Very rich coming from the guy who acts like merb is on life support and he's the hero that cares for it lol. Very rich coming from the guy who said he has a very rich social life... with providers... and acted like everyone must be so jealous.

With all due respect, Julia, let’s each focus on our respective roles, yours as a service provider and mine as a client. How does that sound? I don’t see Merb as my entire life; I once cared deeply, but after witnessing the humiliation, toxicity and disrespect tolerated on this forum, it no longer matters whether I am part of this community or not. I have too much self respect to allow anyone to treat me disrespectfully. I believe in mutual respect and am committed to die for mine. It’s truly pathetic to gang up on someone just to humiliate or mock them. I’ve always shown respect to service providers, but if you choose to join those clowns who target members, be prepared to face the same treatment.

 

[Julia Sky]

With all due respect, Julia, let’s each focus on our respective roles, yours as a service provider and mine as a client. How does that sound? I don’t see Merb as my entire life; I once cared deeply, but after witnessing the humiliation, toxicity and disrespect tolerated on this forum, it no longer matters whether I am part of this community or not. I have too much self respect to allow anyone to treat me disrespectfully. I believe in mutual respect and am committed to die for mine. It’s truly pathetic to gang up on someone just to humiliate or mock them. I’ve always shown respect to service providers, but if you choose to join those clowns who target members, be prepared to face the same treatment.

With all due respect, I pay to be on this board so if you're really trying to put someone in their place, you can do that in front of a mirror. I stopped reading after the first sentence since you're condescending in an almost misogynistic way (do you think I don't see through your desire to have a woman stop talking?) and you keep speaking as if you were the GOAT, so you're not worth reading. Xx

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

With all due respect, I pay to be on this board so if you're really trying to put someone in their place, you can do that in front of a mirror. I stopped reading after the first sentence since you're condescending in an almost misogynistic way (do you think I don't see through your desire to have a woman stop talking?) and you keep speaking as if you were the GOAT, so you're not worth reading. Xx

Exactly, just because you pay doesn't give you the right to join these clowns who have so much free time to humiliate me. No, I'm not the goat; I'm just an ordinary member. But if you choose to disrespect me, I will stand up for myself. The same way I pay for service providers just like you pay for your advertising, but I’ve never disrespected any service providers in my life. The same principle applies. Have a good day; I’m done with this nonsense thread. I have better things to do.

 

[Julia Sky]

Exactly, just because you pay doesn't give you the right to join these clowns who have so much free time to humiliate me. No, I'm not the goat; I'm just an ordinary member. But if you choose to disrespect me, I will stand up for myself. The same way I pay for service providers just like you pay for your advertising, but I’ve never disrespected any service providers in my life. The same principle applies. Have a good day; I’m done with this nonsense thread. I have better things to do.

I don't know why you're saying I'm humiliating you when all I'm doing is reading the words you type and saying that you need to stop acting like you're the greatest gift this forum was blessed with. And pointing out the irony/contrast with some of the things you posted.

If you don't intend to come across this way, then maybe reevaluate the way you speak about your contribution to merb.

You've disrespected service providers on this very board but I digress.

Yeah, have a good day as well.

Edit to add : complaining that people are bullying you because they *checks notes* respond to your posts where you insult members is certainly a choice.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Tbh I'm glad @Obvio-0bvio writes mostly positive reviews!
Good for the providers who have been reviewed by him.

See the positive in everything! Life is nothing but sunshine and rainbows guys

 

[Fradi]

Tbh I'm glad @Obvio-0bvio writes mostly positive reviews!
Good for the providers who have been reviewed by him.

Depends on how many take his reviews seriously or think it is just some AI generated fluff.
I guess AI can be a tool for people that can’t be bothered writing their own stuff, are shy about writing or just think AI will do a better job.
Who knows perhaps in the future instead of a star system just input a couple of points and press a button and let AI do the rest.
Never thought I would have a robot doing my vacuuming either and now it makes perfect sense.

 

[Lionelmessi]

The purpose of this thread was to explore how we might better assess the issue of overly subjective reviews that end up cluttering SP review threads. Ideally, the goal was to find a system or approach that makes it easier to distinguish what’s actually relevant and helpful from what isn’t.

The example of Rebecca @Vog which was brought up in post #29 illustrated this well — with 78 messages in her review thread but only 11 actual reviews. That kind of imbalance can drown out useful information.

In the thread The Power of Reviews I find this post especially relevant in this context, as it highlights why it’s important to keep reviews meaningful and not let overly subjective commentary dilute the purpose of the thread.

The review needs to be about the SP and not the client.

I see a lot of reviews that try to emphasize on the sexual prowess, financial wealth or higher education of the writer. I guess we all do it to a certain extent including myself. But sometimes it's becoming just too much. I am here first and foremost to find out more about the SP, to see if she might be a good fit for me. I honestly don't care if you drove to your date in a Porsche with a custom jewelry made by T&C as a gift and then used your 10-inch Duracell jackhammer for 45 minutes straight. And while I can appreciate some fun facts, please do not citate and quote the latest Harvard medical publication.

I mostly only read reviews about women that I am already interested in. I enjoy those that are short and straight to the point. A rating with the criteria helps a lot in this sense. I look for red flags about the SP as well: Hygiene issues, cancellations, clock-watcher etc.
Then there are some reviewers that I always enjoy reading from. It doesn't matter if the SP is someone I would never see. The writing style just entertains me tremendously. A good example would be @General TAO Chef's Kiss

 

[Flyingby]

Tbh I'm glad @Obvio-0bvio writes mostly positive reviews!
Good for the providers who have been reviewed by him.

There is a big difference between the same provider having 100 positive reviews
And 100 providers all having the same positive review, by the same reviewer. Without ever having a negative experience. Mixed into the fact that most are brand new girls.

When all descriptions are 8.5 or higher. There is no way of determining taste or type.
I am not saying to destroy the SP when you are not happy. But write some pros and cons of the experience.

The experience was real. The review is not

 

[EagerBeaver]

There is a big difference between the same provider having 100 positive reviews
And 100 providers all having the same positive review, by the same reviewer. Without ever having a negative experience. Mixed into the fact that most are brand new girls.

The experience was real. The review is not

Flyingby,

When there is a pattern of many positive reviews of mostly new providers, what you are suggesting is reviews for discounts or freebies. This is not by any means a new development here on MERB. 20 years ago, after a slew of positive reviews of girls all of one agency, a senior poster was exposed of doing the same. He admitted the discounts and freebies but said that the deal was NOT for positive reviews but for reviews "as he saw it." In other words he claimed to pull no punches. However reading through his reviews carefully (I actually was reading them back then, as I wasn't semi retired), it was clear to me that he emphasized the positive aspects of the encounter and deemphasized the negative. In fact the only really negative reviews were for the small, Petite providers who couldn't handle the massive poundings he liked to give, or squawked because said poundings hurt their pussy.

I am not too crazy about the practice, if that's what you're suggesting. Although I met that well known senior poster at parties and I liked him. I considered him to be goofy and funny, unintentionally. He said and did things which amused me.

The down side of AI and condensed reviews like are being suggested here is they encourage the discount and freebie hunter, because they are less content and easier to write.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

There is a big difference between the same provider having 100 positive reviews
And 100 providers all having the same positive review, by the same reviewer. Without ever having a negative experience. Mixed into the fact that most are brand new girls.

When all descriptions are 8.5 or higher. There is no way of determining taste or type.
I am not saying to destroy the SP when you are not happy. But write some pros and cons of the experience.

The experience was real. The review is not

My comment was not fully serious. Personally unless the person is a scammer, stole from the client, refused service without a good reason, has fake photos or a horrible attitude, I don't think harsh reviews are necessary. They have the potential to lead to actual violence and danger, including clients pushing for unsafe services, as another user very clearly explained. But I agree that sometimes positive reviews can be suspicious as well, mostly for the reason @EagerBeaver mentioned, and not because the client who writes them is annoying you or only write positive comments.

Oh by the way. Maybe if you guys are complaining a lot about the way other clients write reviews or post on the forum, it's time to leave the board and find something else to do all this man bashing is getting intolerable
(this is also a joke)

 

[Lionelmessi]

Tbh I'm glad @Obvio-0bvio writes mostly positive reviews!
Good for the providers who have been reviewed by him.

See the positive in everything! Life is nothing but sunshine and rainbows guys

That was a really sweet take — all sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns spreading positivity. ✨

Just one small thing though: quite a few guys have mentioned they intentionally avoid

the SP he reviews. So while it sounds nice in theory, in practice… maybe not the magical boost it seems.

Still, love the optimism. We need dreamers too.

At least I take the time to write reviews and share my reviews with everyone. At the very least, agencies and service providers can confirm each of my experiences as detailed in my reviews. However, I’m quite certain that nothing can be said about you, since you don’t write any reviews and you're simply a character on this forum.

Well, isn’t that priceless. You’re “quite certain” I don’t write reviews and yet, here’s a post where you replied to one of mine… in the review section.

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/pamela-blonde-ferraryagency.218101/post-1514035