Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

[jeffmathers]

If you think i'm an asshole client it's your opinion not mine, anyway you are not the one sucking my dick here.

I guess coming from you talking about sp from LL at 100 a pop is not disrespectful for the lady? Aren't you looking down on them or any men that use this service? If in your mind you think having 90 min session with a woman you pay to supposed to have sex will make you a better man, go ahead. Some enjoy the talking costumer even if they don't care about the bullshit he's talking about.

Fyi everytime i went back to the same sp they were happy to see me, i guess because they know i don't like bullshit and i'm not living in a unicorn world and mainly because i respect them. I don't bother them with my life stories and i don't care about their life stories we are not dating here lol i give my 110% when we play doing my best to please them and myself.

That's all i have to say on that subject.

"usually the sp's need a break when i'm done with her," you're definitely the ideal client.

The way you describe not valuing providers as people. You can imagine providers pretending to enjoy time with others but can't imagine providers pretending to enjoy time with you.

 

[LeDodo]

When you are too "hungry" ...

 

[LeDodo]

Bernie beigne for breakfast (btw they are going on construction holiday)

 

[Flyingby]

Guess who’s back…back again. (Insert name)’s back
Tell a friend!
Da-da-da

 

[LC18]

Rent and rant don’t mean the same thing
Expensive and expansive don’t mean the same thing
Your and you’re don’t mean the same thing

 

[jeffmathers]

Rent and rant don’t mean the same thing
Expensive and expansive don’t mean the same thing
Your and you’re don’t mean the same thing

mean, mean, and mean have three different definitions also. It has like 5 or six definitions depending on context. Average, cruel, shabby, signifying/defining, have as a consequence or result, and some more definitions.

 

[Rebaynia]

Rent and rant don’t mean the same thing
Expensive and expansive don’t mean the same thing
Your and you’re don’t mean the same thing

I have been making more of an effort lately.
I'm feeling so called out.

Spoiler: Unnecessary addition.

(I don't actually think it is me, but it is something I have completely forgot about over time, and have only recently been catching myself on. Must really be confusing when a text needs to be translated.)

 

[LC18]

It’s hard sometimes and I’m not making fun of anyone but simply reminding. The autocorrect feature on your phone probably won’t help you picking the right word

I think they’re even worse in French: T’ont-ils dit que ton tonton aime le thon?

 

[Rebaynia]

Oh I re-read my messages like 3 times before I send them, and often another after. Why so many are edited again after sent. And I know there is more errors that got away.
The your-you're one, is something I have been correcting in comunication when people reach out. Trying to fix my auto select algorithm in my phone so it stops feeding me the wrong one when I write most common messages.

And auto-correct. . What a pain when it keeps trying to censor and change my well chosen 'adult' words, for words completely unrelated to the topic at hand. Even when I do write the correct one, it changes my word to be what it thinks I am trying to write, rather than what I wanted to. Stupid phone updates. Didn't used to change my words on me, just suggested correct spellings before.

 

[jeffmathers]

It’s hard sometimes and I’m not making fun of anyone but simply reminding. The autocorrect feature on your phone probably won’t help you picking the right word

I think they’re even worse in French: T’ont-ils dit que ton tonton aime le thon?

"Bonjour madame la saucissière, combien vendez-vous ces six saucisses-là ? Je les vends six sous, six sous ci, six sous ça, six sous ces six saucisses-là."

 

[LC18]

Sometimes I walk in stores and I think “wow that’s so fucking ugly, who would buy that?”

This morning I’ve realized that it’s a good thing, if we all had the same tastes, our lives, outfits and houses would be identical and that would be pretty creepy. So I’m happy to walk in and immediately out

 

[LC18]

"Bonjour madame la saucissière, combien vendez-vous ces six saucisses-là ? Je les vends six sous, six sous ci, six sous ça, six sous ces six saucisses-là."

Not exactly the same. This is more of a tongue twister while I was just pointed out the different ways to spell the sound “ton” in French

 

[jeffmathers]

Not exactly the same. This is more of a tongue twister while I was just pointed out the different ways to spell the sound “ton” in French

My bad. I should have gone with my original idea of "Les vers verts levèrent le verre vert vers le ver vert."

 

[Alucard87]

2 am in the gym. First time in a while I'm in here solo. Oh well. Have the run of the place I guess. Will I ever sleep though?

 

[LeDodo]

2 am in the gym. First time in a while I'm in here solo. Oh well. Have the run of the place I guess. Will I ever sleep though?

You can try to jerk off instead going to gym next time lol

 

[Alucard87]

You can try to jerk off instead going to gym next time lol

I can jerk off anytime, gym time is sacred.

 

[LeDodo]

Pimples inside the nose are the worst

 

[LC18]

Should I go or not, it’s far but they don’t deliver

 

[S.S neo]

Just saw in the news that Trudeau had a dinner date with Katy Perry ! Bastard has been the worst PM since his father and he will tittyfuck her !!! This is not fair !!

 

[ChloeCoeur]

how does everyone keep up on the merb forums, so many happening...