Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

[LeDodo]

Idk who needs to hear this but asking me if my duo partners and I are comfortable with sucking a dick together is a gigantic waste of time. Critical thinking goes a long way.

Educated guess takes a long way also lol

 

[Rebaynia]

The things that can happen when we get spontaneous sometimes.

Bleaching my hair to put in other colors soon. But middle process to final result, and I have florescent hair.

My random thought now is, what gentle temporary color to enjoy at the moment before the next lightening?

 

[Verbal Kint]

I mean some people could say yes. Not me and if I did, it would be more expensive because of the risk factor

I mean... Imagine how romantic; spending the first 15minutes of the encounter, using purrel everywhere. Then putting plies over plies of Tp over the seat. Asking ourselves: Do you thinks it's double plies tp or industrial grade sand paper?


...Fine I'll see myself out.

 

[Verbal Kint]

I think doggy style is the oldest sex position in the world. So old in fact, it should be called brontosaurus style...

I mean, gets the ego going a lil right?
Have you ever seen a doggy's penis?
I'll give e'm that; they have tremendous hips thrust to weight ratio though.

-Sir, please leave my petshop immediatly!

 

[LC18]

I mean... Imagine how romantic; spending the first 15minutes of the encounter, using purrel everywhere. Then putting plies over plies of Tp over the seat. Asking ourselves: Do you thinks it's double plies tp or industrial grade sand paper?


...Fine I'll see myself out.

The one and only time I’ve done it, we were just standing tbh

 

[urquell]

I met a girl named Kiki today. That was her real name, and she wasn't a stripper. Mind. Blown.

 

[LeDodo]

I met a girl named Kiki today. That was her real name, and she wasn't a stripper. Mind. Blown.

That's very Chinese/Hong Kongese name ... Lol

 

[LC18]

The one and only time I’ve done it, we were just standing tbh

Omg I drove passed a very public place yesterday and I remembered having sex with a tinder date in a bathroom stall there

 

[S.S neo]

Poor guys who will have to clean my car after this long winter ... i’m afraid they will just say fuck it and quit midway trough the first carpet ...

 

[LC18]

Poor guys who will have to clean my car after this long winter ... i’m afraid they will just say fuck it and quit midway trough the first carpet ...

I have enough salt on my driver side carpet to compete with the Dead Sea

 

[kstanb]

wise thoughts:

 

[urquell]

paper straws suck ass, and not in the way that I enjoy.

 

[twenty4seven]

paper straws suck ass, and not in the way that I enjoy.

I'm coming around on paper straws, weirdly. Usually they only last as long as the drink is cold so their decay is a reminder to drink up, I find.

I've never had my ass 'sucked' but I'll hear the pros and cons if you enjoy it.

 

[LeDodo]

Why people can't stop bashing her?

Another with and without makeup:

People need to stop fixing on the look maxing with the makeup. She is pretty without makeup .

 

[Lunaseraphim]

https://syroscats.com/volunteering/

This island in Greece offer free lodging and food in exchange for taking care of the cats

 

[LC18]

Do you want the house tour? I could take you the 1st, 2nd, 3rd floor and I promise none of this is a metaphor. I just want you to come inside.

That song is stuck in my head for no good reason

 

[rightime1]

Do you want the house tour? I could take you the 1st, 2nd, 3rd floor and I promise none of this is a metaphor. I just want you to come inside.

That song is stuck in my head for no good reason

sabrina!

 

[LC18]

Flexible men can give themselves a blowjob. Thanks Reddit

 

[LeDodo]

Flexible men can give themselves a blowjob. Thanks Reddit

Only contortionist or men with less ribs like marilyn manson not just flexible lol
Don't ask me why I know.

 

[rightime1]

Flexible men can give themselves a blowjob. Thanks Reddit

i wondered about that in the middle of my hot yoga class yesterday