Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

[LC18]

Do you want the house tour? I could take you the 1st, 2nd, 3rd floor and I promise none of this is a metaphor. I just want you to come inside.

That song is stuck in my head for no good reason

 

[rightime1]

Do you want the house tour? I could take you the 1st, 2nd, 3rd floor and I promise none of this is a metaphor. I just want you to come inside.

That song is stuck in my head for no good reason

sabrina!

 

[LC18]

Flexible men can give themselves a blowjob. Thanks Reddit

 

[LeDodo]

Flexible men can give themselves a blowjob. Thanks Reddit

Only contortionist or men with less ribs like marilyn manson not just flexible lol
Don't ask me why I know.

 

[rightime1]

Flexible men can give themselves a blowjob. Thanks Reddit

i wondered about that in the middle of my hot yoga class yesterday

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Only contortionist or men with less ribs like marilyn manson not just flexible lol
Don't ask me why I know.

Or maybe if you have a 12" long schlong ?

 

[rightime1]

random fantasy... a date consisting of 1 hr of yoga at a studio, and then 1 hr of shenanigans...

 

[Verbal Kint]

random fantasy... a date consisting of 1 hr of yoga at a studio, and then 1 hr of shenanigans...

Are we still on the flexibility in order to pleasure ourselves thing; or is this a totaly separate thought?

P.s. Marilyn Manson ribs removal is an urban legend.

 

[LC18]

random fantasy... a date consisting of 1 hr of yoga at a studio, and then 1 hr of shenanigans...

I did that during summer and I must say it’s true that sport makes you hornier

 

[LC18]

Men on that subreddit seemed to have pretty big dicks to the point some of them were just sitting and bending to suck their own

 

[LeDodo]

Or maybe if you have a 12" long schlong ?

Just a little advantage!

 

[rightime1]

I did that during summer and I must say it’s true that sport makes you hornier

its an endorphin thing right? seratonin is a whole other thing

 

[scofflaw]

I did that during summer and I must say it’s true that sport makes you hornier

I swim a lot and for some reason that seems to make me horny in the 24 hours afterward and also to nut much harder/more ; ) Serves as additional motivation to keep swimming!

 

[AnthonyAnderson]

When you see a young couple with three kids in tow on the island of Montreal, and you realize that you very rarely see that, and that it should not be this rare.

 

[AnthonyAnderson]

I met a girl named Kiki today. That was her real name, and she wasn't a stripper. Mind. Blown.

Let us know if you meet a Sisi, Nana or Momo